#ameriker

The police keep telling us that if we try to hold them accountable for killing black folks, they're just going to drive around in their cars and do nothing, but somehow they're still managing to gun down black folks on a regular basis.

I got a robocall for Trump at work and if you get one listen to it because it's FABULOUS. Like late night infomercial bad fabulous. First there's a narrator doing the disaster movie voice telling us that Hilary Clinton MUST BE STOPPED. And who's going to do it? That's where it gets weird. It literally does a drop by Trump himself. It's the narrator and then there's DONALD TRUMP said by Trump then back to the narrator. It's like listening to someone's voicemail options. Finally we get to the shakedown. Any amount to help stop HILARY CLINTON. Note: not to elect someone great but to stop someone bad. But the best part is, for $1000, you can get a personally signed photograph suitable for framing. Trump is going to be the only person to make money off running for president when this is all said and done. Oh, wait. Palin's made a decent coin from having run for VP. At the end, I reluctantly pressed nine to not receive this message again. I could use a laugh at work more often.

How come some people in the UK pronounce America like Ameriker? And why is it so adorable?

Jared Diamond's accent is just so