White Jesus, in the Middle East, in the desert? Really? Is Santa Clause also a telepathic unicorn? Because if Jesus showed up at THAT time THIS color, they would have killed him a LOT faster. The bible would have been a pamphlet. It would have looked like a bed bath and beyond coupon. 'They're handing out bibles. It says I get 25% off my immortal soul...so that's good. I'm gonna put that in a drawer. It's good till April A.D.'
Christopher Titus











