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It's like, whenever someone posts something wanky in tags and gets called on it, it's is always 'tis mah' opinionz, am i not aloud opinionz any more', like no have your opinions, just understand that opinions are not sacred and this is a two-way street, and that people have every right to call you on your stupid/wrong/wanky opinions and that no one likes to see a turd in their fandom tags. Like that guy with Martha Jones post, he is already going 'wah, wah, my opinion'. It is always the same, someone posts something wanky, people call them on it, and then that person always, always plays the victim card, as if they are being persecuted for their opinions. And just how is it that there are people who hate Martha Jones, it's like they didn't watch the same show, or just didn't watch.

I love Martha Jones with the burning power of a thousand suns. She's brilliant, she's fantastic, she's strong, she's smart, she's ordinary. There's nothing special about Martha, not really, but she walked through time and space side-by-side with the Doctor and she lived through the End of Time and she stood up to the Master anyways. Not because she was somehow destined to, not because she was the Most Important Woman or The Girl Who Waited or anything like that, but because the job needed doing. And then, after she'd saved the world and the Doctor and her family, she took stock of her situation and saved herself, and went on to live an extraordinary, ordinary, life.

My love for Martha Jones knows no bounds, but it's rooted in what is, I think, one of the reasons people don't like her: she's nothing special, not in a grand cosmic sense. But people don't like her, and I'm baffled by that but fine with it. It's none of my business who you do and don't like, and I've no right to force my opinions on you. I'm even completely willing to engage in a discussion about why you don't like her or hear your criticisms.

"Martha Jones please close your fucking mouth. That does not convey any emotion. It is just annoying. Stop it. Stop it now. This is why no one likes you." is not thoughtful criticism that invites discussion. It's hate, plain and simple. OP in question still has every right to that opinion, but it's incredibly rude to put it in the tag.

Yesssss! All of this, I agree with it so much.

They've done some extraordinary things for each other, most definitely. They certainly have more chemistry than I've seen in some movies between love interests. John and Rodney care about others, but there's a stronger connection between them than they have with anyone else. I really do think Rodney believes it's just what buddies do for one another, and John probably does his best not to think about it at all.