#alterpaw

i realized bloodthorn needs more family, so now I'm hosting a 'casting call' for, if you would like a chance to be family of a murder monster cat, rb this with your cat!

°Adoptive parents : 3/3°

•be 60+ moons

•parent slot 1 taken by @ask-carpetrose

•parent slot 2 taken by @acacla

•parent slot 3 taken by @geckothegecko

°mate/love interest 1/1°

•be 21+ moons.

•romantic slot taken by @ask-dino-and-jessa

°biological kits 0/2°

•be 2-12 moons.

•have some form of oddity(wings, inverted eyes, polydactyl, ect).

°adopted kits 2/2°

•be 1-16 moons.

•child slot 1 taken by @jesterxough

•child slot 2 taken by @alterpaw

°other family(aunt, cousin, ect) 1/?°

•any age

•cousin slot 1 taken by @theanoninyourinbox

*Alterpaw is walking by the border when she finds something… not so great.*

Lynxnip begins to twitch; letting Alterpaw know they are still alive. Seemingly at the familiar scent of their clan; their eyes begin to open..

This is Alterpaw, a sickly little apprentice who’s unfortunately not able to go out a lot because what if she breathes air and dies:0

When she’s not stuck in the medicine den or playing bingo with the elders, Alterpaw’s a (non) gunslinging cowboy riding around on a badger and saving lives. (The only reason she’s good at this is because she infects her enemies on accident.) And no, no one knows her true identity. How would anyone recognize her? She’s wearing a bandana on her face! No one can recognize you with a bandana!

“Where is that baby’s parent number two? Did you eradicate them? Did you steal them? Where did they come from? Will you love that baby with your whole heart? Because if not I will cough on you.“

“Uh yeah hi I know that I said that I should be enemies with you and your boyfriend husband. But also Blubberspine is also the only cat I know who’s got things growing out of him so do you know if I could have not water without my flowers wilting. Or me wilting. Because I really don’t want to wilt.”

“Berrylight why’re you so mean and uncool about everyone in mommyclan why’re you so angry?”

“Because, all of ya'll are kinda weird, I’m not gonna lie to you. Plus, most of ya'll are “friends” with Lynxnip. And any “friend” of Lynxnip is an enemy of mine.”

“Also.. um. what—what’s goin’ on with your pelt, there? Are—you growing flowers out of your body..?”