#alternative cats

We aren't making a mess, we're cleaning it up, say these alternative cats

Cadash II had babies. Today I moved them into their own condo. One is quite the adventurer.

Kathy, this alternative cat, is just tired of those fragile snowflakes with their trigger warnings and safe spaces. Grow up, get some thicker skin, she's done handing out participation trophies.

Look, I'm a smart guy, I can tell when I'm being fooled. Killary was lying to us all, she's on ISIS payroll, you know. But now we finally have a straight talker in the White House. He's not trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Like I said, I'm not an easy guy to fool. Now leave us alone, Yvonne and I are just getting acquainted. We met on Tinder. She's a real woman, 1000%.

I got to where I am through hard work, says this alternative cat. I did it by myself, pulled myself up by the bootstraps, you know. No one helped me.

This cat is absolutely real. The watermelon is fake.

Cat Bannon is here to help drain the swamp

“I was a good student. I understand things,” this alternative cat said. “I comprehend very well, okay? Better than, I think, almost anybody