Job Applications || Jesse Morris Task 1
Sweetsies Job ApplicationÂ
Date Of Birth: January 14, 1994
Home Telephone: N/A; call my cell instead (702) â 823 - 8663
Education: High school sophomore, current dropout
Level of Experience Working in the Culinary Field: None. But I can make great pasta.
What is your favorite dessert and why?: Ice cream because it come in a carton and I donât have to make it.
What do you think are your best attributes/worst attributes?: Sweetie, Iâm a drug dealer. I donât think positive attributes are part of that job description. I could give you a mile long list of those bad traits that youâre looking for. But trust me Iâm an utter manipulative bastard.
Are you reliable?: You see, if I get a call from a client before the job, Iâll be late. If I get a call before my shift is over, Iâll leave. I donât even know why Iâm filling this out to be honest.
If you could choose to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?: If I could bring myself to, Anywhere but here.
Sweet or Salty?: Both, but not together.
Can you list the steps of how to make chocolate chip cookies?: You go to the nearest supermarket or convenience store, and by a package of Chips Ahoy. Then you open it, and eat the cookies inside. Simple.
âŚWho said anything about actually making them?
Do you have any allergies?: Mangoes. I hate mangoes.
If you could think up a slogan for our restaurant, what would it be?: The Sweeties that sell sweets. You better ask someone else to do this for you. Iâve really never had to do something like that in my life. Ever.
Are you a people person?: No, and the thing is that itâs two sided too. People donât want to talk to me and I donât really want to talk to them. Simple.
A Scoop A Day Job ApplicationÂ
Date Of Birth: January 14, 1994
Home Telephone: N/A; can I just give you my cell? (702) â 823 - 8663
Education: High school sophomore dropout
Position Desired: Scooper
What can you bench?: Never tried.
Worst part about working in customer service?: Dealing with people. Worst part is dealing with people that donât understand that you donât sell them ounces.
Do you prefer accomplishing tasks quickly or slowly?: Quickly. Why should I spend a lot of time on something?
Favorite ice cream flavor/s, how many scoops?: Mint chocolate chip and cookie dough. 2 scoops is fine.
What does the flavor moose tracks have in it?: Iâve always wondered why someone would name an ice cream that sounds like moose shit.
Which creature in the morning goes on four legs, at mid-day on two, and in the evening upon three, and the more legs it has, the weaker it is?: Simple. I may be a high school drop out, but everyone knows that riddle. Which is so easy either way. Humans. We think we're so great but we're really so weak.Â
Favorite way to have fun: Walking by the shoreline during the summer. Alone.
What is the most daring thing youâve ever done in your lifetime?: Become a drug dealer Love for the first time Well there was this one time I tried to get out of making payments, and almost got knifed in my sleep.Â
How do you make ice cream from scratch?: Why does everyone want to know how to make things. Youâre more finicky than the last one.
Chocolate or vanilla?: Chocolate.
Sprinkles or a topping?: Sprinkles. Toppings get in the way.
What do you think is the most important characteristic a person could have?: Having a sense of control.