#alsator headcanons

Lucifer

You’d be the one to kiss him first because he’d be to anxious about going too fast.

He’d be blushing during the kiss.

He’d be shocked at first but kiss back quickly.

He’d place one hand on your face and one on your waist.

Alastor

Would be the one to kiss you first.

He’d be confident in the kiss but gentle.

He’d have his hands around your waist.

If you’re blushing after the kiss he’d tease you about it.

Sir Pentious

You’d be the one to kiss him first because he’d be too scared to make the first move.

He’d be startled and shocked when you kiss him.

It would take so long for him to kiss back you’d think he didn’t want the kiss.

(This gif is so cute!)

Alastor

Would be delighted to know you also participate and enjoy something he does.

Would ask about your favorite parts to eat and favorite recipes.

He’d definitely bring you treats from cannibal town.

He’d cook for you and love having meals with you.

Lucifer

Would be appalled and disgusted.

Any relationship you had with him is definitely over.

Knowing this would make any hope he had in sinners die.

He’d try to keep Charlie away from you from now on.

Sir Pentious

Has seen a lot of things in hell but is still disgusted with the new information.

He asks some questions like why and how did you even start doing that.

He doesn’t understand and he doesn’t think he really wants to.

Alastor

Would immediately break the candy cane.

He’d tell you that’s an awful weapon.

Would try to teach you how to properly threaten people.

Lucifer

He wouldn’t take it seriously.

He’d dramatically put up his hand and pretend he’s in danger.

He’d laugh after a minute, call you funny then go back to what he was doing.

Sir Pentious

He’d be very confused.

He’d ask if he did something wrong.

Would tell you it’s a horrible weapon.

Alastor

He’d like cooking for you and eating with you, so figure out without you telling him.

He’d ask you about it while you’re eating with him.

He’d ask if someone was making you feel like you need to lose weight.

He’d tell you you’re perfect the way you are but as long as you’re doing it in a healthy way then of course it’s fine if you continue.

Lucifer

Is too busy minded to notice anything, you’d have to tell him.

He’d hate the idea of you dieting because he doesn’t want anything about you to change.

He’d tell you you’re perfect the way you are and you don’t need to change anything.

Would definitely ask if someone or something made you feel like you need to diet.

Of course he’d let you continue but he wouldn’t be happy with it.

Sir Pentious

Because he’s constantly watching you he notices almost immediately.

He’d ask you about it in a private place like one of your rooms.

Both in the time he was alive and in his time in hell he’s seen dieting not be the safest thing so he’d be worried.