Reason #3,241 why Alastor hates his shadow: It won't stop playing caramelldansen loudly throughout his room and people are starting to ask questions

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Reason #3,241 why Alastor hates his shadow: It won't stop playing caramelldansen loudly throughout his room and people are starting to ask questions

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There is never a single day where I do not learn something new, and even more infuriating, about that man. Will there be ever a time when he allows my mind, attempting logic, to rest? Only today, I found him rushing through the hallways, carring his pig child in his arms, screaming to the world that "PIGS REALLY DO FLY!" I choose to believe this had nothing to do with my statement yesterday, saying the only time I would ever kiss him is when such an event happened. I dont believe I'll ever truly understand his chaotic nature. I, myself, cause chaos, but he has it naturally inside him. He is energy, when I am calm. He is light, when I am dark. And he is kindness, where I am closed off. I've heard the phrase "opposites attract" for many years, and yet it never made true sense until recently. Though, with Arakniss' new insight, that Angel does not believe in love crush attraction fondness at first glance as I had hoped, perhaps... That phrase was wrong after all. I dont believe I have the physical capability of being fully honest about the thoughts in my mind, even in writing this knowing another individual should never see it. Lest I allow my unfortunately bold shadows to take the pen, I suppose things will remain in my mind, as they always have. I've had many and many a rejection in my life, but I can tell even now, this is the first and only I am truly afraid of.
//Its Friday the 7th, and as I promised, here is the beginning of Alastor's speech, just as you voted
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“As you all know, I have given many speeches throughout both life and death. Though many have been broadcast, many a time has it been an intimate gathering among those I… used to consider my friends. As one might predict, never in those speeches have I been at a loss for words or needing to plan things out. Until of course… Now. Perhaps it is because you are no longer strangers, and yet you are far from friends either. You see, in the many months since I joined this staff, I have grown to consider you all as…”
...of course. Alastor knew this was going to happen. Each time he tried to show any kind of gratitude, his throat closed up and he was unable to say the dreaded, emotional words. At least, this time, he had prepared.
“Family.”
(For the shadows) How did you gain sentience? How did you end up under Alastor's control? Why are there so many of you?
//Let's get some major plot development, shall we?//
He practiced the dark magic during life.
He was chosen for his 3rd extermination. Angels swarmed him, and burned him, and stabbed him through. But he did not die.
His soul was split. To who he is now, and the black thing that follows him. We are not so lucky.
We are what is left of our dying souls. We are the beings in purgatory that can be reached through his other half. Our physical bodies are melting in fire and yet we live, though under his constraints.
He should be one of us.
Do you and your shadow have any plans for Valentine's day? Wouldn't want you to get lonely on a special day
My /shadows/ have nothing to do with what plans I may or may not have, I've banned them from the event. Due to their... Disobedience lately, they will not be accompanying me.. But, I am hosting what I believe Charlie is calling a dance! My idea of course. And, in addition, I shall also be catering the event with many classic New Orleans and Italian desserts! Plus the classic cookies and such.

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Fine then. Al, what do your shadows think about Angel Dust?
My shadows have no say in any of my actions, nor thoughts! So anything they say can simply be dismissed as nonsense!
Gorgeous, look at him, generous, hes redeeming hes becoming kind, do you remember when he smiled at you, kiss him, go over to him and kiss him right fucking now, hes perfect hes perfect hes perfect amazing lovely isnt he
Opinion on Angel's accent?
It. Exists. Beautiful i could listen to it all day he could read the dictionary and I wouldn't bat an eye
(Shadows) Would you ever consider accepting help from an exterminator if your master was in trouble?
Without him, we are free. We answer to no one. Never.