#alphonse.

selina carefully tucked the napkin wrapped cookies into her purse, a casual glance over her shoulder to see if anyone would notice. leaning back over to al, she whispered conspiratorially, “nobody’s gonna know.” 

The sound of a whistle being blown in the distance can be heard. Very faint, but still there. It’s the call of the bodyguard. Hear it and beware, all wrongdoers.

*Alphonse blows a whistle, running into view* KNIGHTLY PROWESS PROTECTION AGENCY! I AM HERE TO DEFEND TAKEO-KUN FROM PUNCHES!

But now I am curious!!

How I feel about this character:

MY LITTLE DEER PRINCE OH MY GOD he’s one of those characters who i know can handle himself but who i simultaneously want to hold in my lap and soothe all his pain away bye

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

everyone. 100% of the da2 cast i’m not even kidding (but momoe and tomiko are my otps for him)

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

AGAIN, EVERYONE

My unpopular opinion about this character:

he never gave me a sword i’m Upset

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.:

I have never seen a movie…! And motorcycles? Er, I do apologize. I have /no/ idea what those are. But ‘hanging out’ would be most enjoyable! …and I do know Yuko. Why do you mention her?

Motorcycles are a lot like bikes, only...you don't pedal them. They move like cars.

Uh… huh. Movies. Motorcycles. Ah… I believe I shall have to look into these things. But your job sounds interesting!! …may I ask, though, who the young woman who punches you is?

...Wait. You have seen movies, haven't you..? Oh, man, tell you what: I'll take you for a ride on my bike sometime, and we'll watch a bunch of action-packed movies, how 'bout that? We can even watch some about knights!