#alphadouche

Will.i.am is an Alpha Douche

Let's be clear about this, Will.i.am is an Alpha Douche. He's transcended domestic douchedom into a new level, something only achieved by a few.

To his credit, he's a pretty charming guy, no error, however his music and 'entrepreneurial ideas' have earned him this title. The Black Eyed Peas have been responsible for some of the worst music ever produced. Ever. He's a judge on The Voice, dispensing wisdom to wannabe musicians and future troubled starlets as though he knows what he's talking about. That's insulting. Plus check out what the guy is wearing, only an Alpha Douche can pull that kind of outfit off.

Will.i.am ranks a cool 89% Douche