#allycard

•Oh you think Alucard is going to look silly in a Seat Ibiza? Never, I say! You will be greeted by Ally Card (I prefer Ally over Girlycard), looking drop dead sexy and as a bare leg glides out the driver side door.

The most seductive shit eating grin ever..

•Since it's England, make sure he uses the word 'lift' or you might just get driven to a secluded spot for a ride on his lap once out of the small car.

📍OR The creepy way.. (even though you said normal)?

•He's writhing shadows and red pupiled eyes. Perhaps a shadow tendril lifts your bashful face under the chin?

That soft maniacal laugh that lets you know just how cute you are..

And overall, how brave enough you are to call him..

♡• Speaking of body forms, he would ask which you prefer.  He says that the form he chooses is of no importance…until you came along in his undead life.  Love has even vampires, which love most often don’t seem to care about acquiring, changing small details.  Just don’t ask them to stop feeding on human blood!

♡• Cuddles would be his lean form wrapped around yours like an undead big cat. Spooning on his Califiorna King size bed with his arms around you just above the breasts and long legs trapping yours between them.  His pale aquiline nose pressing into your hair or cheek to cheek.

✔️Nice and warm

✔️The feel of your breath on his arms or another body part

✔️The sound of your steady heart beat 

Exception is that he's not so steady and occasionally grinds against you.  He will deny he’s up to no good.  He’s just getting comfortable.

♡• Another position he loves is to find a couch somewhere in Hellsing, usually the library in which he is stretched out on it with you stretched out on him, stomach to stomach and face to face.  You get sleepy so your arm hangs down off the couch.  Once more the getting comfortable wiggles going with both of you ‘getting comfortable’.  Your lower body resting inbetween his legs is erotic but also very comforting.  He is in a vulnerable position not that you could kill the No Life King and make it permanent.  The laying on your back is simply a position of felt vulnerability. 

An occasional ‘oops-sorry..’ is to be expected of him being a man obviously.

▪︎♡▪︎ Additional info: The grinding of bodies together would most likely lead to lazy-Sunday evening (vampire get it) sex.

Alucard doesn't like railing you constantly. He has to focus on strength. Try bench pressing the hulk and then mot breaking the china being you. Vampire King doesn't think much on strength until he hurt you a couple of times...

♡• You being human requires far more sleep than the Ultimate Vampire so he rests with his eyes closed.  His other vampire senses drinking in all the little sounds and noises.  His mind slows still from a whirl mess of fixating.  You can not tell me otherwise but that he has fixations of thoughts.

♡• The Vampire King acts like an asshole and lets humans think he doesn’t need any of this emotional support.  But he most of all needs to know he is accepted and he hopes you actually do care and cherish his calmed state.

♡• You will answer yes every time to cuddles and snuggles even if you're mad at him currently.  The fact Alucard is showing a tender side is important to maintain his calm, cuddly side.  His trust in a time of being vulnerable for him. Though he will deny everything if Pip or Integra comment to him on being more settled.

It's because of you he feels redemption is now possible….

Cat sleeping positions: https://allaboutcats.com/sleeping-cat-positions

•You're doomed. Literally. Alucard seems to be the type of vampire or once human, that doesn't respect boundaries or when to stop.

•He would only phase his arms through doors and walls. The laugh that you produce intrigues the Unholy King. Perhaps he wasn't ticklish as a former human.

•He will tickle you especially when he feels morose and you're down. You will have to establish boundaries and stick to them. He forgets rib muscles get sore too.

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Tickled respond

Scientists found being tickled stimulates your hypothalamus, the area of the brain in charge of your emotional reactions, and your fight or flight and pain responses. When you're tickled, you may be laughing not because you're having fun, but because you're having an autonomic emotional response.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com › ...

Purpose

Some people believe that the tickle response might be protective. The most ticklish body parts are also the most vulnerable, such as the abdomen and throat. An automatic reflex-like response to push away the cause of the tickle could help protect these sensitive areas. Tickling may be a reflexive response.

Hell! You can go out with him impersonating Baskerville, your own personal hell hound you could say.

•At first he would silently but politely study your interactions. If you prefer they/them/Mx for pronouns. How you like to be addressed in public and in private.

•He would ask consent to read surface thoughts for those days you were feeling unsure of your preference. Or maybe feeling insecure.

•He would get Walter to take him and his s/o out to the clothes shop. He will follow behind with a smirk on his lips as you look at types and styles of clothes. Gods forbid someone tsks you for a double breasted men's suit or more feminine style Doc. Martens.

•Alucard will remind them the customer is always right and don't be rude by expressing negative terms to you and being fluid.

•If it makes you happy then what's in the harm of having a mixed wardrobe! You dress how you feel…

•Alucard will be the first to admit he might make a mistake once or twice and was never meant as an insult. You are dear and precious to him. You being you is what attracted him in the first place.

•Loves to see you look at the world in shades of Grey and not black and white. Black has to be male and white has to be female and nothing else. You are a breath of fresh air with your thoughts and feelings.

Because in the end love is love as it should be…