WELL- now I was waiting for the bold questions to come back so why don’t we start off with a bang~! (Oh wow that was a pun, I should be ashamed.) Let’s just get onto the members so we can forget about that ahah~

Onew: Onew is a man who knows what he wants. Underneath those angelic smiles and clumsy persona I think you’ll find pure masculinity. A gentleman in the streets and a bad boy in the sheets? Pretty much sums up our dubu leader! You can be sure that while Onew sometimes needs a push to know what you want, he might not be one to INITIALLY take control, but once you’re both in that bedroom (or anywhere else for that matter) you’re going to be in for a long night. I have a feeling that Onew is the slow burning kind; he shows a constant stamina to keep you both going all night without getting too out of control that he’s worn out, lets say that you’ll be used to trying out many different positions during the first round and then many many more during the second~ lets not forget about foreplay! Because I think that Onew is somewhere in the middle of loving it and wanting to just get right down to it. One thing he probably does enjoy? Oral. And by gods you’ll be giving it to him if he’s in charge, best of luck with that!

Jonghyun: Ah, a question that scares the crap out of me because holy crap this boy. I’ve stated previously that I don’t think that sex is really the most important thing to Jonghyun in a relationship. It matters a lot yes, because he’s definitely someone who relies on physical and emotional intimacy, especially with the one he loves, but I don’t think sex would be as often as many people would anticipate, maybe once a week? Maybe a little longer than that, or less– it depends on the mood I guess! But suffice to say that when you are in bed with him, things get heated fast, but while I believe Jonghyun might have a SLIGHT penchant for pain (through teasing mainly), I think that’ll show mostly in his love of foreplay. Like with anyone, one can’t just label another’s sex life as “this this and this” and that is where the difficulty of answering this question stems from. Because on one hand I can say yes, Jonghyun is a bit of a sex fiend with who knows how many kinks and will have you on the closest flat surface but on the other, there’s a larger part of me who thinks he’s a languidly slow lover who takes his time to show his feelings through touch, a selfless lover who looks after his partner first. His songs are a good indication really, the focus he has on the smallest things show how intimate he can be, his focus on hands, on simple massages and everyday caresses that some people take for granted. There’s a happy medium between the two, and he threads it easily.

Key: I will preach this until the cows come home, but I think that sex to Kibum is extremely important, it’s special to him and like all things that mean something to us, they’re better in small doses. Hence I think that while sex mightn’t be every night or even every week, the times you do get a little naughtier with Key, you can be sure that he’s going to be making up for however long you’ve both had to be celibate for! Now, let me make it clear that I said sex itself would be less frequent, but that doesn’t mean other bold things couldn’t be happening in the meantime. Key is definitely someone who exudes a sort of sexuality that can make even the most innocent of things (like eating a donut >.>) dirty. So beware in your daily life! You might find yourselves in certain situations while cooking or sitting together on the sofa that leads to some foreplay but of course, Key being the controlled being he is, would find it better to leave you needy for him, so that when he finally does take you, it’s going to be when you’re about to snap from the frustration. How he is in bed specifically, well—- I can safely tell you that I think you’ll be in for toys, maybe some handcuffs and definitely a blindfold because hey, we all saw those props he chose (granted the metal collar was definitely owned by Jonghyun) but the whip was definitely his! Do we need to go into the lapdance he gave that fan too? Yep, Key isn’t afraid to experiment and I know the girl he’s with will probably be equally as open minded.

Minho: How does one even begin to describe Choi Minho in bed? The man has sex rolling off him with the amount of testosterone he shows. A pure, red blooded male, you won’t be questioning whether he wants it or not because he’ll have you dropping what you’re doing whether its by simply grabbing you and pushing you against the closest wall or going about it in a more sly way by making you weak to him through kisses, nuzzles and nibbles. The man is gifted that’s for sure but don’t think he doesn’t get insecure too! He might worry occasionally, if you’re okay, if he’s hurting you or if you’re tired in which case you just need to… /show/ him you’re fine for him to let it go and give you a night that’ll leave you not being able to walk straight. I don’t see Minho being too much into foreplay, given his impatience but you can be sure he’ll take good care of you; instead, I see him enjoying sex in different locations rather than foreplay to give the same amount of excitement but with a twist. A car, the shower, who knows, the world is literally your bedroom!  Go enjoy it~!

Taemin: Would anyone believe me if I said I thought Tae might be the kinkiest out of the entire group? Ahah, I was reading back over some answers and one I remember most was rating them on their kinkiness I believe; Taemin being last but with the potential to climb and in the last two years my god has he climbed! I feel getting him into the bedroom might be the biggest challenge given his shyness but that stage presence is still a part of him, so once those doors close you can be sure that the shy maknae is gone and you’re in for a looooong night with this dancer~ For all his youth, I think that just makes him more curious about different things so I think someone who is open to trying new things and letting him know what she likes would be perfect. Speaking of youth, I’m pretty sure Tae still isn’t out of that “awkwardly horny at random moments” phase and if his partner is around well, you might end up against SM’s dance studio wall of mirrors trying to keep it down lest the security guard comes a’knocking~ and do I even need to mention that he’d make a game out of it? My gosh, he’d try make you moan, scream or just make any sort of noise that might alert someone just for the thrill of it. You can get back at him later of course, but while he’s in charge, he’s going to play you like a piano because after all, what was it they said about pianists hands?

Ah, the most realistic argument likely to happen in a relationship with a SHINee member, I think. We can sugar coat and see the boys through rose tinted glasses but unfortunately the reality would be quite different, adaptations and sacrifices would have to be made and of course, something like this that with another relationship would never happen, would have to be adapted to.

Onew: Aish, Onew would be more frustrated than he would be angry. I can see tears in this argument from his frustration towards the fans he loves so much hurting the woman (or man) he loves more than anything. This would no doubt manipulate that frustration towards you for reading such comments when you both had decided not to. Onew is an honest person I think. That’s not to say that he’s easy to read but rather, when he makes a decision he sticks by it, and to know that you didn’t would confuse him to no end when the consequences have left you hurt. He’d say things like， “Why would you read them when they hurt you?!” “They’re not worth the attention…” 

Jonghyun: He’d be devastated and in a way, slightly embarrassed I think. Music is Jonghyun’s life and his fans are what fuel that passion, a passion he loves to show to the world and in particular to the person he loves. If he knew that you were reading hateful comments it would nearly be like a stain on his pure and loving relationship with fans. He’d be broken knowing you were hurt, because try as you might to hide it, he’d see it. Jonghyun might not be good at hiding his own emotions but he dissects every little discrepancy about your behaviour and really would be at a loss of what to do. He might on one hand react badly like, “I told you not to! And now they’ve hurt you…” or he’d just hug you, telling you how sorry he was because in his mind, neither the one he loves nor his fans could be in the wrong, the common denominator was, which was him.

Key: Ah Kibum, always the one to question society and those opinions of others. He definitely has the right mentality for a celebrity in that, what does their opinion matter? But unless you’re in the same position as he is as a celebrity, I can’t see you being able to sweep over such comments so easily. This of course, would be a struggle for Key. He wouldn’t get why you couldn’t just forget about them, that their opinions weren’t going to change anything and that thinking about them was giving them the attention they craved. Even if you tried, no one is made of stone, not even Key, so when he’d see that you were still hurt or pondering the comments later on in the day/week etc. he’d react defensively as I often see him doing, and say something unintentionally hurtful like, “Well if it’s such a burden, why are you with me?” This of course, he would take back the moment he saw your expression, but the fear Key would have of losing you would make him react in ways he doesn’t mean.

Minho: I can see Minho being the best at dealing with this sort of thing surprisingly. Despite his throw-away behaviour that Key would display, I find that Minho would know instantly that you were hurt because of comments he had told you not to read. Unlike the others, I can see him putting aside the fact that you said you weren’t going to read them and focus instead on the fact that you’ve been hurt. A football match would be turned off just so he could sit with you, comforting you even if he never said why he was doing it. He’d know you wouldn’t want him to bring it up, and for that entire time I can see him telling you every single thing he loves about you and how you make him a better person for people to love. In the end, I can see him saying, “They should be thanking you…”

Taemin: Tae is an interesting one, because I can see him reacting in a similar way to Key but without the tact to know when enough is enough. He might need a face to put his anger towards and with so many fans, yours is the only one he could probably vent towards. He could get annoyed, telling you that you knew you’d be hurt if you read them and that now you were. I think this is more so a defence mechanism than anything else because like with Jonghyun, Tae’s fans mean something to him. That would never excuse such behaviour though, it’d just make things that much more difficult for him. It’d mostly likely end up with tears, your tears, for him to really understand that it wasn’t what the fans said that hurt you, but possibly the insecurities you had in yourself that what they said might be true. It would only take this for him to completely forget about the comments and focus instead on his loved one in pain, sitting with you in his arms on the floor as you cried and all he could tell you would be how much he loved you over and over again, hoping that his presence and comfort would speak more than words could say. 

Oh boy, fights in the car are never good, are they? And knowing these boys, the awkwardness isn’t gonna die down easily!

Onew: Ah…. Onew sweetheart your awkward is showing. I think you could cut the tension between you two with a knife it’d be that thick. There’s no doubt about it that this would be one of the few occasions that you guys had actually fought and as such, neither of you would be used to handling it. I have a feeling that the tension would last the entire car ride home and although I see his anger depleting almost instantly, when he sees you sleeping he’s going to forget you guys even fought in the first place. You can be sure that by the time you wake up the next morning, that little lovers tiff is in the past!

Jonghyun: Jonghyun is not one I can see letting anything go. Even if you slammed the door in his face and sat there ignoring him, he’d still occasionally pipe up about the argument, maybe things like; “Look it doesn’t really matter who’s right…” or “I was only just…“ to the point that he’s bringing the topic up even if you wanted to just let it go, unintentionally I might add! But Jong is a guy I can see trying too hard and only making it worse. When he realises you’ve stopped responding to him and checks up on you, I can see him stopping the car immediately because he wants to sit in the backseat with you as you sleep, stroking your hair and waiting for you to wake up so you could talk about it properly before returning home; leaving any negativity outside. 

Key: This in no way, is ever going to be a silent argument. You can bet that once differing opinions start to surface Key is going to use the, “if I’m louder, I win.” tactic. Rather than you falling asleep in the car, I can better visualise you getting OUT of the car to storm off because hell, walking is better that arguing mindlessly with someone you love. This might just be the kick Key needs for him to remember what’s important, not the conflict of opinions but sharing different ideas together. You might get five meters away before hearing him run up behind you telling you to get back in the car lest you catch a cold, which in Kibumese means, “I’m sorry.”

Minho: Nope. Just nope. With a guy like Minho, for all his perfections, you’re gonna just have to be the bigger person and let him win, or at least think he’s won because this boy will argue his point till the cows come home. He could’ve forgotten what he’s even arguing for but a competition is a competition and Minho, as we all know, does not lose.Ever. His pride at winning would no doubt send you into the backseat just to ignore him but when you fall asleep and he notices; he’s going to no doubt have a small crisis over who really won because he might’ve won the argument but lost your conversation for the amount of time you refused to talk to him. That in itself won’t mean he’ll apologise but he won’t gloat about winning which, in a way, is a greater victory than an apology. 

Taemin: Ah yes, Taemin. How do I even begin to describe how Tae would take this sort of situation? For one thing, I think Taemin is someone who gets awkward around confrontation and conflict so unlike Minho and Key, he’d be trying to put the argument past you both as quickly as possible. If it’s something that matters to you though, I can’t see this helping, especially when anger is at the forefront of your mind, you could even think he’s possibly dismissing it even if he’s not. This is what would lead to you sitting in the backseat and falling asleep due to the crash of adrenaline the argument gave you but unlike the others, I fear Taemin is going to feel like you’re still angry at him until you tell him otherwise and will drive home carefully but quickly without making a sound, letting you know they were home and not another word extra until you told him to carry you, which would bring the utmost relief to his young heart. 

Oh wow, how long has it been? Time to get back into the swing of things methinks! 

Onew: This sweetheart. Is there any other description needed for the smile that’d break across his features when he hears the familiar (if slightly off tune) melody of Quasimodo as you were going about your daily routine, cooking dinner with your wooden spoon as a microphone. There’s a part of me that thinks he could be patient and wait for you to notice him but the majority of me thinks he couldn’t stop himself hugging you from behind and telling you what a great singer you were. (Rest assured in his eyes, there’s nothing you’re not perfect at) so it’d be no surprise that he would be confused as to why you’d be so shy and refuse to sing in front of him again!

Jonghyun: If you’re trying to make this man fall in love with you, you’re going about it the right way. If he came across you dozing off at 3am as you waited for him to get back from his radio show, singing “The End of a Day” to your pets as your eyes got heavy, you’d be hard pressed not to hear his heart skipping a beat and melt while he approached you silently to finish the lyrics you had been singing quietly before lifting you up in his arms to bring you to bed and cuddle all night.

Key: There’s not a thing you could do that Key wouldn’t complain about when it comes to singing. If nothing else, he’s gonna complain that you’re too loud, singing in the shower before he even realises that it’s a Toheart song you’re singing. When he does however, he’ll be in that awkward position where he actually wants you to continue but is too proud to tell you to, so instead you’ll have him coaching you from outside the shower, telling you that although you could never have a voice like his, if you kept practising for him, you might get better in time. All the while smiling secretly to himself in happiness.

Minho: Minho would definitely be the most shy about this sort of thing. Being a member who’s always been considered to “not be the singing type”, if he were to hear you singing the parts of his song that weren’t the angelic high notes of Jinki or the passionate belting of Jonghyun but his own humble parts, he’d more than likely just lean against the doorframe listening to you with the goofiest smile on his adorable face and even if you never knew he was there, you made his day that much more special, so much that you’d see him putting in even more effort into his performances just to make you proud.

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