#alkalinerelays

I meant it more like no one’s controlling me and could make me do bad things. I have complete autonomy and control over my own actions. And I’d like to think I’m pretty well adapted to social graces and such. I’m probably too lazy to ever be violent.

Well yes thats kind of the nerve-wracking part. And most people respond with "well humans are the same" and its like. Yeah but i *know* i can take a human. Metal beings are unfortunately *metal* and very strong. Exciting for them but a little terrifying for me i guess.

What happens when you get too old to fix me. All my parts are just gonna fall off.

Sounds like some asshole programmed your robot, to be perfectly honest. If it helps at all (though I don’t know if it will or not) I prefer to be referred to as an android. I’m not under anyone’s control and I have some decency, so.

Oh. Well. I wouldnt... say that.

Supposedly… But one day you’re gonna do that one of my arms is just gonna fall off or something.

No it’s okay, if you want me to peace out I can. I’m sure you have some heart-wrenching backstory reasoning for why robots give you the heebie jeebies or something.

No i mean. Its fine i dont mean to hurt any feelings im just very nervous is all? 

One day you’re going to break me I swear to god.

SO LONG SPACE COWBOY.

Wow. Wow. We’re breaking up.

[Troy Bolton from High School Musical 2's Gotta Go My Own Way voice]