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hehehe it was really cute watching my mom adjust to me being gay. we’d be watching shit and then just ….do you find her attractive? then if I say yes she proceeds to go ‘hmm’ and stare at the actress, squinting a bit, like she’s trying lesbigoggles

That is ridiculously adorable.

My mother just went the traumatize-me-for-life route. A couple months after I came out to her a friend who was also gay was staying the night, and before she came over mum walked into my room and said something like, "I better not have to come in here with a hose on you two.  I'd have to spank you."  *beat*  "But you might like that."

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awwwwyeaaahhhhhhhhhh whatever I watch Fifth Element with my mom. Mmmmmmmmilla.

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I dunno man, I’ve read a LOT and I think yours is the first to have mentioned it….-maybe- the second. But yeah. Gravely uncharted territory imo. Also I DON’T KNOW WHY AREN’T YOU? they’re resting just here, lonely and unfeeled

Well that's just damn unexpected.  I had gotten the impression it was common, but maybe that was just because it always figured so prominently in my, uh, daydreams.  Yeah, daydreams.  That's what they were.  During the day.

Boob freckles should never go unfeeled.

omg I forgot that was your fic. WELL THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. yes excellent. /steeples fingers

To be fair I'm sure there's lots of fics where Myka is ~intrigued~ by the freckles.  It's just to be expected.

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also the weird part is she and I have a few in common placement. the more you know~

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alittlebitaces replied to your post: May is masturbation month. How many times have you masturbated so far?

hahaha I don’t know why that ask me again tomorrow is so funny to me

alittlebitaces replied to your post: Every time I see one of these I think it says 'Hitler.'

well now that’s all I’ll be able to read when I see it, too. THANKS.

You're welcome! HI-LITER HI-LITER HI-LITER. Oh gods it even works that way.

OH MY GOD FUCKING BINGO okay ‘I never sent for love, I never had a heart to mend/because before the start began, I always saw the end’ is the snippet that made me think of your tags. GOD I FEEL SO RELIEVED. Except not because now all I can think of

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiit.  "Cause really, I adore you, and I can't leave you alone/Fed up with the fantasies, they cover what is wrong" 

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

(I was doing random googling, and was about to suggest The Big Pink's Velvet - because, duuuude -

I can see the end of what I've become A tale of a love come and gone But now my love, no promises I won't go falling in love