#alienmasquerade

My head hurts...

S'mone came over to me and did something weird... a lobo... luhbutuh.... Wah... (@_@)

- @professionalexepetter

...You GOTTA be kidding me. WHEN I CATCH THAT FUCK...

Hoooooo, boy. I gotta use a more gentle approach. My last two were a little...violent.

[Sigh.] C'mere, kid. Let me see what I can do.

[They rip a chunk of their own flesh out. It isn't painful, and doesn't appear as such; it turns from green slime as it's freshly ripped, to glitter as it rapidly dries.]

Alright, hold still...

[They hold their hand in front of them and blow the glitter in her face.]

Sorry, sorry! You're alright. Breathe.

WHO WHAT AM I?

I AM A RADIOACTIVE ALIEN SHAPESHIFTING ELDRITCH ENTITY BORN FROM A SUPERNOVA THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO :]

I'M ALSO SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG. HE'S ME I'M HIM [FICTIONKIN TO HELL]

CALL ME SHADOW/LANCELOT/ASTRONAUT/ASTRO/APOLLO - ANY PRONOUNS

except feminine ones

GENDERFAUN + AROACE - AUDHD + ANXIETY + DEPRESSION - DISABLED

MY INTERESTS!!

GENERAL

SPACE, ALIENS and galactic-related SHENANIGANS as a whole

traditional art

COSPLAYING

analog horror

SPLATOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION

SPLATOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION

SPLATOON 2 OCTO EXPANSION

MUSIC

i like LOUD and FAST music. MY FAVORITE BAND IS THE LIVING TOMBSTONE

CHECK OUT MY FANDOM PLAYLIST [UPDATES FREQUENTLY] AND MY LOUD MUSIC PLAYLIST [UPDATES SEMI-FREQUENTLY]

MY FAVORITE SONG at the moment is LIVE AND LEARN by CRUSH 40 and my FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME is THE SPICY CALAMARI INKANTATION by the SQUID SISTERS!!!!!

SPECIAL INTEREST

SPLATOON 2: OCTO EXPANSION

CURRENT HYPERFIXATION(s)

Sonic/Sonic.EXE (PLAY MY GAME)

SPACE FREAK FACTS

I'm a FURRY and a PROUD YUMESHIPPER and you WILL hear about BOTH

my main yumes are Shadow the Hedgehog and Werehog Sonic!! doubles im scared of u i will not interact unless you do first

I COLLECT GENDERS LIKE POKEMON CARDS

i LIKE to touch grass actually. the problem is i live in a DESERT

i am also a Werehog Sonic fictkin :]

I HAVE. KIN LIST TAGS. YOU CAN GO LOOK

I HAVE OCS. LOOK AT MY TOYHOUSE RIGHT NOW

I'M VERY LOUD ABOUT MY OPINIONS LMAO

i'm an honorary queerical horror i've been doin too much for them to not count at this point

i really like Sonic the Hungry Hero. i have a weird bias towards cannibal characters. uh

i'm EXTREMELY easily burnt out if you're really extroverted/hyper. don't take it personally. i'm like a cat i only like interacting when i feel like it or i'll bite you

RELATIONS

MY BROTHER'S BLOG

TWIN'S BLOG

MY FAKER'S BLOG [You're not even good enough to be my fake. /ref]

BLOGS I MOD FOR

@aroace-fleetway - QUEERICAL HORROR RP BLOG

@cassboykolossos - qqueericall hoorrrorr rp blogg

@computerizedinkwell - > sonic oddity oc rp blog

@fleshlyforgotten - ...sonic oddity oc rp blog

TAG SYSTEM

alienyaps - where i do nothing but TALK REALLY LOUDLY about lame stuff

aliendraws - I POST MY ART HERE!!

alienreblogs - DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN

alienqueued - DOES WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN²

alienanswers - where my ASKS go

alienmasquerade - my roleplay tag LMAO

aliengetsmad - vent/rant posts

friendship!! ⭐ - interactions with FRIENDS, may be accompanied by one of the tags ABOVE

🚫 DO NOT INTERACT 🚫

if you find yourself on a lot of people's DNI lists [proship, darkship, loli, shota, MAGA, pedos, transphobes, homophobes, xenophobes, ableists, ETC] get the fuck off my blog. FUCK you DIE

ICE SUPPORTERS. WITH ALL DISRESPECT GET THE FUCK OFFA MY BLOG FUCK YOU DIE

anti-therian/furries/otherkin/xenogenders/neopronouns. FUCK you DIE

you make fun of beginner artists or people with unique artstyles. FUCK you DIE

you support generative AI in any way, shape or form. FUCK you DIE

bots. i know they can't read but STILL

TADC fans are on extremely thin ice. do not speak to me about that rotten purple rabbit

I BLOCK FREELY LMAO

FREE PALESTINE BTW 🇵🇸 - LAST UPDATED: 07/16/26