#alien troubles

Human public transportation systems are soo complicated. Apparently it's illegal to fly a UFO on US soil so I'm using a tin death machine called a bus. With me being a college student, I get to ride for free so thank the stars for that.

I snagged a few popsicles with me to stay cool because the heat right now feels like a thousand Suns! I just hope they don't melt too bad in my purse...

With that said, I know human vessels can overheat quickly so be safe out there, humans! And I hope I land this job so I can collect the bounty of earthly coin.