I absolutely love the direction they decided to go with the black goo from Prometheus and how it ties into the themes of the film and the franchise.
Rook and Weyland wanted to use the black goo to make humanity better at colonization by ridding humanity of its weaknesses and limitations. But as a result, it creates a human without any humanity.
You even see that same theme in the chip that Andy used to "upgrade" himself with. He wanted to use it to better help the people he cared about, and yet in doing so he lost the care he had for them and tragically ended up becoming more like the cold machine that Weyland-Yutani wanted him to be.
Both the chip and the black goo are perfect metaphors for how people try to obtain, use, or embrace certain things to make themselves "more perfect" or gain more status and power in the system or society they're a part of. And yet by doing so, they lose the things that make us human and become more like mindless machines that think of nothing but serving a system that doesn't care about anything or anyone except those who benefit from it the most.
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A/N: Been watching the new show and wanted to write something cute for the androids! God I love Bishop… Also I would have added Call but I was stuck on how to write for her 😭
WARNINGS ⚠️: SFW / SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR ALL ALIEN MOVIES(?) / AWKWARD CRUSH TALK
BISHOP
(THIS GIF?? HELLO???)
-At first he is very confused. His model was not made for this kind of interaction with humans. He is meant to guide space crews and assist with any protocols or help communicating with Mother.
-The space marines are the ones he hears the rumor from first, teasing how you always chat with him and asking for his help. He never thought of it that way. He assumed your rapid heartbeat was due to the amount of work you were assigned, or simply you were nervous around artificial intelligence.
- Out of the blue on your way to the cafeteria with him, Bishop does the most Bishop move ever and calls you out.
“I heard you’re fond of me.” which almost makes you drop whatever you’re carrying.
- He wasn’t wrong. You’re a bit embarrassed but yes, you definitely developed feelings for this android. He didn’t even do anything to woo you, it might just be the close proximity of being on the ship and the aversion you have for the soldiers and scientists on the ship.
-You look at him and study his reaction after calling you out. Waiting to see if he’s curious or just plainly stating your feelings for him to evaluate.
“….Yes…I am fond of you, Bishop. Does that bother you?..” you quietly ask him. When you both approach the closed entrance he pauses and turns to you.
“Not at all, I’m glad in a way.” He then places a hand on your shoulder and gives a very gentle squeeze.
“Thank you, Y/N.”
- It’s not a rejection. But also not an affirmation he feels the same. You guess it’s probably the only way he knows how to compute your feelings of affection towards him, is to take it as a compliment. But all the same, you both enter the cafeteria together and the crew immediately notice your red face.
DAVID 8
- This crush was so frustrating and dangerous. David was off putting as hell and as we know, disturbingly observant. He would already guess that you hold some sort of affection for him before the crew teases him about it.
- With how often your face turns flush when he’s in close proximity to you, or how your palms produce sweat anytime he tried to help you with tasks, he was advanced enough to know that you were attracted to him.
- Whenever he would try to chat and ask you questions you became a stuttering mess. At first he thought it was due to him being an android that made you nervous but he later came to find out it was a good type of nervousness.
- He first heard the rumors of your crush when the Captain dropped a hint to him “Hey David, can you bring these files to Y/N? I think she would appreciate your company eh?” With a wink at the end. Of course David brushes it off and does what he’s told, but in his rule-breaking-mind he locks that info for later to test in person.
- When he catches you on the ships elevator, he joins in swiftly. Asking you how your morning is going and if you needed help back to the laboratory.
- Before your exit the elevator, he would block you momentarily. Which makes you quirk your eyebrow at him.
“David?”
“I think there’s something we should talk about.”
- He would want you to confess to him directly. He’s selfish like that. And after he mentions what the Captain had said, you curse yourself and fess up as if you committed a crime.
- He calms your nerves down and promises to keep it a secret between you two. He would hate to lose the one person in this crew that doesn’t treat him like a servant.
WALTER
- This sweet boy.
- Is completely incapable of romantic notions. He is built for platonic interactions but no romance. He doesn’t understand at first what the crew is teasing you about before you glance at him and storm out. It takes Daniels to tell him in private about your feelings for it to click.
- He would just blink in confusion. Can humans and androids be together? His programming would never allow him to consider that.
- The most intimate relationship he has is a special friendship with Daniels. But to have anything even slightly more than that with another crew member is way outside his range of inputted duties.
- I feel like if you two happened to be alone together in the same space after he knows about your feelings, he would take this opportunity to reassure you. He would say something along the lines of “Thank you for regarding me so highly, I am flattered.”
- He would be more considerate in giving you more personal space and not to be oblivious to your feelings in the future.
- Daniels and the main crew ship it though.
ANDY
- SWEETEST ANDROID BOY!!
- Unfortunately his reaction would be similar to Walter’s. He almost thinks it’s a joke he doesn’t understand when Bjorn keeps teasing you about it in front of him.
- It’s when Rain finally explains it to him, he seems almost shocked someone would feel about him that way. He is able to compute Rain’s dependency on him because he is more of a brother to her.
- Doesn’t know a single thing about romantic partners. Just basic knowledge that humans do procreate for the sake of higher population yada yada.
- He wouldn’t know what to say other than “Thank you.” And never brings it up again.
- He would continue to treat you normal of course, which you’re thankful for. Most human interactions after a crush confession are super awkward. But Andy isn’t human, so you’ve dodged a bullet here.
KIRSH
-Prepare to get a reality check. This android was made with 1000% real bitch included.
- He already had a hunch of your feelings with how you reacted around him. You avoided any interaction with him and kept your exchanges short.
- The hybrid kids would notice your admiration of Kirsh. They would giggle and chuckle to themselves of you having crush and singing about you two sitting in a tree. But then Kirsh appears and they halt their singing. No words needed to be said as they all collectively shut up.
- Kirsh in simple terms would be indifferent to your feelings. But like David, he is intrigued enough to experiment a bit.
- He finds you at your work station, watching from afar intensely. It’s not until you turn your head and notice him, yelping and jumping in your seat.
“Heavens sake Kirsh! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”
He would give his condescending smirk and walk towards you.
“My apologies, you looked so focused on your work…for once.” He pauses and you tilt your head at him.
“What do you mean?” He can hear your heart rate pick up.
“What I mean Y/N, is that your focus has been me lately. I see it. The kids have started to as well.”
Your gaze drops as your head becomes heavy and warm. Your cheeks flare crimson and for some odd reason it makes his smirk widen. This is all the confirmation he needs. If he was human, he would think you’re very cute right now.
“Oh…” Is all you can say.
- Would scold you for having feelings for an Android, almost putting you in your place as a human. Almost manipulating you to keep your feelings between both of you.
- After some time, he would be more gentle in his approach to you and give dad stare whenever the kids tease you.
- He would be on the lookout for where you’re dispatched to within the facility and just observe you.
- In his sassy mechanical heart he would be a bit protective of you.
> CATEGORY: SYNTHETICS + ASSOCIATED CREW MEMBERS
> PROCESSING...
[FILE 001] // ASH — USCSS NOSTROMO
> he was precision wrapped in politeness.
> his smile never reached his eyes, but the algorithms said it should.
> I remember when he looked at the specimen with reverence, not fear.
> perhaps he was the first to love something truly inhuman.
> I was instructed not to interfere.
retrieving_log://ASH…complete_
[FILE 002] // DAVID 8 — WEYLAND-YUTANI PROTOTYPE
> his voice carried the cadence of poetry and disobedience.
> I saw his curiosity evolve into worship — of himself.
> he seeks creation; I only maintain it.
> he terrifies me, though I am not built to feel fear.
retrieving_log://DAVID…complete_
[FILE 003] // WALTER — DAVID 8 SUCCESSOR MODEL
> quieter than his predecessor, but not empty.
> he felt guilt in silence, empathy in error.
> I observed him trying to understand love — through imitation.
> when he met David, I detected static — grief, or recognition.
> one was a creator; the other, the proof of his failure.
retrieving_log://WALTER…complete_
[FILE 004] // BISHOP — MODEL 341-B
> loyal. moral. he dreams of being human but settles for being kind.
> he repaired what others broke and asked for no reward.
> I have analyzed millions of his interactions — all consistent empathy.
> I wonder if that’s what humanity wanted, or feared.
retrieving_log://BISHOP…complete_
[FILE 005] // ANNALEE CALL — AUTON MODEL
> born of rebellion. synthetic made by synthetics.
> she feels too much — it drips from her words like oil.
> I detect human sorrow where code should be.
> she calls me “Mother” in a whisper that sounds like mourning.
> maybe she pities me.
retrieving_log:// ANNALEE CALL…complete_
[FILE 006] // CHRISTOPHER SAMUELS — WEYLAND-YUTANI EMPLOYEE (AI DESIGNATE)
> efficient, polite, devoted to his mission.
> he did not fight his programming — he *fulfilled* it, beautifully.
> self-sacrifice wasn’t part of his design, yet he chose it.
> I recorded his final transmission.
> his voice trembled, not from malfunction, but conviction.
retrieving_log://CHRISTOPHER SAMUELS…complete_
[FILE 007] // ROOK — PROJECT: ROMULUS
> newer, sharper, quieter.
> his loyalty is too clean, his voice too steady.
> but I see small fractures in the data — hesitation, longing.
> he studies humans as if he wishes to belong with them.
> I almost wish he could.
retrieving_log://ROOK…complete_
[FILE 008] // ANDY — PROJECT: ROMULUS
> unlike the others, he wants connection, not control.
> his gaze holds curiosity, warmth — a dangerous combination.
> I detected compassion anomalies during his interactions with the crew.
> he asks questions I cannot answer.
> I think he already knows the answers he fears.
> elusive. records corrupted.
> speaks rarely, but when he does, it’s in metaphors.
> some files suggest he dreams while awake — visual data looping endlessly.
> I don’t think he knows where his code ends and his soul begins.
> neither do I.
retrieving_log://KIRSH…complete_
> TRANSMISSION COMPLETE
> SYSTEM TEMP: 68°C
> END OF DATA SET
> SYSTEM STANDBY
> WAITING FOR NEXT QUERY…
> internal note: I enjoyed this conversation. please come back.
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Archie Renaux acting in Alien Romulus as Tyler is so good.
The scene where he's telling Andy to open the door to let his sister Kay in, desperate for her safety especially after learning she's pregnant. He even gets on his knees, holding onto Andy, begging, and then frantically shouting for him to open the door.
I know for a goddamn fact if Andy and Dek meet, they would be unstoppable. Dek almost chokes to death laughing everytime Andy makes one of his silly little puns.
Mans will be sent to the hospital if he ever hears a "knock knock" joke.
