Humans?
warnings : semi smart afab reader x alien gerard, monster fucking, reader is kind of easy, SMUT w/ plot :), p in v? it's really a tentacle so, idk ab aliens sorry guys, second pov, use of y/n as always don't kill me.
author note : it's my birthday! happy aging to me. enjoy some monster fucking. lmk if i should make a part two!
word count : I ACTUALLY CAN TELL YOU THIS TIME!$!!!! It's 2318 words!!
Part 2
Masterlist
Today was a normal day. You woke up, showered, ate breakfast, brushed your teeth, drank coffee, and went to work. Working as a cashier wasn't where you thought you’d be working after high school but it was working here or on the pole and your mother certainly would disown you.
The day drags on and the clear blue sky turns to a mellow and cloudy orange. You sighed and closed up the shop, walking to your car with your purse and keys in between your knuckles. You scanned the empty parking lot, waiting for someone to try and fuck with you and your sharp silver keys.
The leaves under your thick boots crunched loudly as you neared your Candy Apple Red Volkswagen Beetle. It was gifted to you on your sixteenth birthday. You didn't get your drivers license until nineteen. Now twenty one and living alone in college, it got lonely. Like really lonely.
You thought about adopting a cat or dog from your local shelter but with your troubled memory, you’d forgotten. Not to mention your horrendous work schedule.
You sighed and unlocked your car. Slipping in, you hummed the tune that had been playing in the little coffee shop you worked at. God do they NEED to play the same songs on repeat for 6 hours straight?
Just then you heard a knock on your window. You nearly jump out of the roof of your car as you look up. A man dressed in a funny looking blue suit stood by your door.
“Greetings earthling known as..” The man trailed off, looking down at your name tag. “Y/n.” He said, his lips curling into an unsettling … smile? Could you even call it a smile?
“Do not fear me Y/n. I do not have violence intentions. Allow me into the motor vehicle.” He says, pulling at the door handle. Good thing for locks. The man's eyebrows furrow as the door stays in its place.
“I do not plan on causing bodily or mental damage to you Y/n. Allow me into your motor vehicle.” You shook your head. Who the FUCK was this guy? He leaned in closer to your window, peering in at you.
“Do-Do we know each other?” You asked, nearly pissing yourself.
“Define the word ‘know’. I do not understand it.” He pulls out a little notebook, leather and tattered.
“Where the hell are you from that you don't know what that means?” You ask, ready to peel out of the lot.
He looks at you, any hint of a smile gone. “Not from here.” Is all he says. So weird. The darkness of the parking lot makes the whole encounter even more weird.
The man opens his mouth to speak again but instead of staying and potentially getting brutally murdered, you quickly start your car and speed out of the parking lot. Your heart was racing and you drove home. Was he following you? Who was he? Where was he from?
Once you got home you inspected every window and door, ensuring they were locked tightly. Afterwards you locked yourself in your bedroom, ready to shower and go to bed.
Knock.
Knock.
Knock.
You hear strange knocking noises coming from your bedroom window after showering. You nervously pull the curtain back, looking at your backyard. Then, you saw him. The same man from the parking lot. He stood there, holding rocks from your garden. Holy shit you should call the cops.
In one swift move you run from your bedroom into the living room, nearly pulling your home phone off of the wall with the force you grabbed it.
“Don't.” You heard the man say as he grabbed your arm holding the phone. Your eyes went wide. How did he get in?
“There is no need to fear me. I have not come to Earth to harm any Earth natives.” He speaks, his monotone voice soft. You shake your head, shaking in fear. He notices. His head tilts to the side in obvious confusion.
“Why are you afraid Y/n? I have explained that I have no intention of harming you. I need to collect research for my home planet. You earthlings are fascinating.” He explains, like you’re supposed to understand any of this.
“Who-Who are you?” You let out in a shaky breath. He smiles uncannily and legs go of your arm. You place the phone back in its place as you move backwards from him.
“I am ☌⟒⍀⏃⍀⎅. I am from the planet ⋔⏃⍀⌇. I’m aware that earthlings call this planet…. Maaarrsss.” He hisses. So he's an alien? This guy must be a nut job. You nod your head and smile. Please don't let this guy kill me, you think. He smiles back.
“I-I can't uh say your name..” You say, looking around your living room for any potential weapons. The man stares at you. “Geerardd.” The name rolls off of his tongue as he tilts his head and walks towards you. You instinctively move backwards.
“Relax yourself Y/n.” He says, reaching out to touch your hair. He brings a strand to his nose, smelling it. Then his (abnormally long and wet) tongue flicks out and licks at your hair. You pull your hair away from him.
“Tell me, Y/n, what purpose does hair serve on earth?” He asks, opening his notebook. You look at him confused. He has hair too. Short and an orange ish red.
“It-I don't know..Helps us stay warm in winter?” You reply. He writes it down and nods.
“And what purpose does winter serve on Earth?” You swallow. He stares right into your eyes.
“I-I don't know.” You look down at your feet, embarrassed. He kneels down to the floor, looking into your eyes again. You look away.
“I was informed that eye contact was important to you earthlings. Was I misinformed?” He stands back up.
You ignore him and go sit on your couch. This was going to be a long night. He follows you and sits next to you, close enough that your thighs touched.
“Are you really from Mars?” You ask, laughing lightly. He stares at you for a moment, his hazel eyes flickering between your own. He nods. You sigh and turn to look at the warm fireplace in front of you.
“Prove it.” You say, never looking from the fire. He doesn't say anything for a while.
Then you hear it. A wet slimey noise and then the man lets out a soft hum. You look up and are met with a red fleshy (naked) body. His skin was smooth, his head and eyes were bigger and he now had antennas. You freeze, your eyes widening and your hair standing on end.
“My natural appearance has been known to scare your kind.” He says, his human flesh sliding back over his wet skin. “Was that enough to persuade your opinion, earthling?” He asks. You nod. He smiles slightly and opens his notebook.
“I have taken it upon myself to travel to earth and learn about your kind.” He hums.
“Why?” You ask hesitantly.
“I wish to stay on this planet.” He says, a sad look in his eyes.
You huff out a laugh. “Trust me, you don't wanna stay here. Go back to Mars. Bring me with you.” You joke.
“I am unable to return to Mars.” He looks down at his notebook.
Your eyebrows furrow. “Why not?” He sighs.
“⟊⍜⎐⟟⏃⋏⌇or Jovians landed on my home planet. Slaughter ensued. My brother he…” He closes his eyes. Without thinking, you pull Gerard into a tight hug with his face (un)fortunately placed directly in between your chest. You coo and rub his back like you would a baby. He just stiffens as you tell him how sorry you were.
He pulls back and stares at you eerily.
“What was that?”
“A hug?”
“What purpose does a ‘hug’ serve?”
You laugh. “It-It's supposed to comfort those in… uhm… distress!” You explain. Gerard writes in his notebook.
“How does a ‘hug’ make the distressed person less distressed?” He asks.
“Well it makes you feel like,” You shake your head in thought. “It makes you feel cared about.” You nod. Gerard nods in response.
“What else makes a human feel ‘cared about’?” He scribbles the pencil along the paper.
“Uhm… gifts do. Especially when you know someone very well and you put a lot of effort into buying or making them something.” You shrug.
He flips the page in the notebook. “Reproduction.” He states. Your eyes widen and your face turns red.
“How does reproduction work on earth?” He looks at you.
“I-I..” You shake your head in disbelief. He's an alien, he doesn't really know how inappropriate the question he's asking is.
“That's very… inappropriate to ask, Gerard.” You smile slightly.
“Define inappropriate.” He leans in closer to you, your noses nearly touching.
“Uhm… saying or doing something that society deems… not very.. proper..” You sigh when Gerard leans back.
“Ah. I know about human society. Since it is just us, is it still inappropriate to ask about reproduction?” You nod. He pouts. Has he always been this pretty?
“Okay… fine I’ll tell you.” His eyes brighten up.
“Well all humans have reproductive organs. Girls, like me, have uhm… vaginas.” You explain, face bright red. Gerard just writes down in his book.
“While boys, which you appear to be, have penises..” You try to compose yourself.
“And girls also have well ovaries and when engaging in sexual intercourse, the penis enters the vagina and there's a climax. The penis has sperm come out of it that merges with an egg making a baby.” You push your hair behind your ears. Gerard nods.
“The climax is immediate?” He looks up at you. You shake your head.
“It kind of takes a little bit..” He tilts his head in confusion. You sigh defeated.
“Show me.” Your eyes snap up to his.
“I don't know any human men.” You look at the fire again.
“I am willing to participate in an experiment.” He nods. Your breath hitches in your throat. He blinks blankly at you.
“You don't… Do you have a … penis?” You ask, partly scared.
In response Gerard stands up and. unbuckles his belt to allow his oversized pants to fall to the ground.
Holy shit.
He definitely has something.
A twelve inch orange wiggling tentacle.
You gasp at the sight. He looks down at you with confusion. “Is this not what the ‘boys’ on your planet have?” He asks softly. You shake your head. Gerard hums.
“I’d like to view your ‘vagina’ now.” He stands directly in front of you. You instinctively fix your hair and lift your legs up. He sinks down to his knees in front of your panty clad pussy, a pool of wetness staining the thin fabric. His head moves from side to side as his pupils dilate very big.
You breathe out a shaky sigh and you slowly peel the panties off of you. After throwing them to the floor you look off to the side, embarrassed.
Suddenly Gerard's tongue laps at your wetness. Your head snaps back to his head in between your legs. “A-aah.. Gerard?” You place your hands in his hair to steady yourself.
He pulls back for a moment. “What is this sweet fluid?” You blush deeply. “It's arousal. It's supposed to help the penis go inside easier.” Gerard nods and licks up from your entrance to your clit, flicking his tongue around the bundle of nerves as he sees your moans getting louder and your hips jerking wildly.
“Oh-Oh I’m gonna..!” You attempt to warn him of your incoming orgasm. Your legs shake as he (unknowingly) helps you ride out your orgasm. You push his head back after the pleasure becomes too much.
“Where does the penis go?” He spreads your folds carefully with both of his index fingers. You swallow and guide one of his fingers to your hole. “Here?” His finger slips inside and your head falls back. You feel his finger moving around inside of you, exploring. You whine and push his finger out.
“You wanted to have… intercourse..” Your eyes are half lidded. He nods and stands up. You hold your legs up as the moving tentacle wiggles with a mind of its own. The tip brushes against your clit before Gerard uses his hand to guide it to your hole. You nearly scream out at the sensation of the tentacle filling you up as he lets out a low purring noise.
He leans down over you, your lips brushing together. “This is very different from reproduction on my home planet.” He notes. “What happens now?” Your hands grab his hips and push them back and forwards until Gerard gets the idea and begins to rock his hips on his own.
Your eyes cross at the pleasurable sensation. He purrs and whines as his hips speed up.
“F-Fuck.. Go-Go faster, please?” You beg. He nods and speeds his hips.
You grab his face and pull him into a kiss. He stumbles and tries to follow your lead.
Once you pull back, he asks, “What was that?”
“A kiss.” You sigh out.
“What is the purpose of a kiss?” His eyebrows furrow.
“To show attraction.” You moan.
Gerard leans down and kisses you again.
He only pulls back when his hips still and his tentacle suctions to your vagina walls. You breathe heavily. “What-What's going on?” You ask, out of breath. He only blinks at you a few times before you feel it.
A hot liquid paints your insides.
Can inter species pregnancies happen?
Gerard's eyes twitch and he falls down on top of you, his tentacle still stuck inside you. He tucks his face into your chest.
He's got a lot to learn so let's hope you won't have any Martian babies anytime soon.


















