#alicecrazyhat

i’m so glad my work has helped you guys a little, but i’m sorry you’re having tough times.. i am too, but it helped to finally get this update out there. 2 helps with 1 update hahah ;D 

thankyou guys SO much for the love and support!! it wouldn’t be early as fun without all you guys’ reactions and enjoyment :’’) 

Thank you! It’s okay, what matters is that I got the message

Ship that is canon but you don’t ship: 💤 

Seriously?! Wtf

Yeah it wasn’t showing up on my blog until I submitted it for review and i got an email about adult content

hurghhhh thankyou so much!! ;0;

it’s never mentioned in the comic but Edward and William are actually Queer Platonic. definitely more depth of feeling than their toy counterparts because they’re human of course, but i tried to take all my cues from canon. they’re extremely important to me as they are. (i could go on and on about canon interaction and my love for those little besties but no one wants to hear that X’’D)

MY UNRELENTING FAVE THANK YOU

Why I like them: Because he’s ME I mean I can relate to about everything he does, he’s queer and unable to function AND spent a century sleeping. What an absolute madman. What a mood.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): The plant threatening scene was my absolute favorite in the books. It was quite good in the show too, but my favorite there was the church scene in ep 3.

Favorite line: Oh Looooord, heal this bIKe

Favorite outfit: 2012 hairstyle fucking ROCKS but I’m partial to the XIX century looks that make him look like Uncle fucking Scrooge

OTP: Tis the time for angel fuckers. Ineffable Husbands for the win.

Brotp: He would get on like a house on fire with Anathema. The sheer amount of chaos they could produce frightens me.

Head Canon: This is almost canon but he’s one of those infuriating people who can fall asleep anywhere. Hanging upside down, on the floor, balancing on a wall, if he were real my insomniac ass would hate him.

Unpopular opinion: He genuinely enjoys the evil stuff he does. He’s not a uwu pure bean. He’s just bad at his job and deems evil stuff that is at best a nuisance.

A wish: SOUTH DOWNS TV CANON PLS

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Don’t ever go back to your France hairstyle, please, Anthony, I’m BEGGING you

5 words to best describe them: Disaster. Flexible. Bastard. Dumbass. Pining.

My nickname for them: Apelle J Crowley (it came to me on discord and I will never go back. Thank you, discord.)

Thank you! I have many strange dreams so this is perfect

☀️🌙✨ tarot questions ✨🌙☀️

temperance: can you describe a strange dream you’ve had?

Oooooooooooh boy. Imma tag @freenklin bc of late they’re the one listening to my weird ass nightmares

At some point in the last few weeks I dreamt that I’d been locked in a sort of summer camp by a mass of supernatural forces and at the end of the night I fought the head of these enemies in a Pokemon battle, with my friends’ and my freedom as prize.

Said head was, in fact, the Pope. A not-human Pope, actually, since he was a human-Tangela-Ludicolo hybrid. He was terrifying. He also had a very strong and fast Electrode. I wish I could say I won, but I woke up before the battle was over.

aaaaah this is hard ajashjahskjsh thank you tho

push off a cliff: gandalf ( he’s got the experience, he knows what to do)

kiss: martha jones ( 15yo me crush WHERE YOU AT)

marry: antman ( he reliable!)

set on fire: the master (they’re the only one regenerating PLS)

wrap a blanket around: sansa stark (book only, perhaps)