#algerbra

I would ask a teacher but they’ll probably go into some bullsh*t about 2+2=4 being social constructs because white People instead of logic sense of I have 2 pencils. I buy two more pencils. Now I have 4 penicls.

Me to my friend in Math class.

When I was in college today, math class, I sit next to a fellow student named Garrett and my other friend Matt. We were doing a bunch of linear word problems which were both boring and repetitive. Anyway, the last problem we did was about a motorboat that traveled at 22 mph going with the current and 8 mph against the current. When we were leaving the class we started up a joke, my friend Matt acted like he was a professor saying, “Well, theoretically this problem is impossible.” and I said, “It’s like you bring real life physics into it like, well if it was REALLY moving 22mph it would be impossible because x time the square root of pi...”  and I started rambling off on some unreal math equation, and Garrett was like, “SO THESE PROBLEMS ARE BULLSHIT.” and yeah, we all were laughing because of relentless similar word problems and exhaustion. I was mostly laughing because at one point my friend Garrett and I were trying to solve a really complex word problem, and we kept getting it wrong, so i go to the bathroom, come back, and he did it a different way and he’s like, “okay i did it this way but..” then showed me his calculator and it was some crazy number and his face just stayed in a complete stall of confusion for like 5 minutes, and i was DYING LMFAo. help me.