#alfort

-Had an enemies to lovers arc with Roguefort, was not aware he was pan before that. realised he was in love when Rogue was taking care of him bc he was injured.

-Pansexual, unfortunately cis, cares not for pronouns

-Is the babysitter for like, everyone in the kingdom. He also seems to know everyone in the kingdom. His favourites to babysit are Cream Puff, Cotton, The Chess Twins, and Onion. his least favourite is Cherry (bc loud). Talks to kids like their adults, is a bit softer with Onion.

-Autistic, often hyperfocuses on work, his hyperfixation is crime & mystery

-Sensitive to loud noise and bad textures, buys several of the same shirt for texture reasons. Hates anything that exposes his arms.

-Wouldn’t call himself romantic but he totally is, incorrectly quotes romantic poems to Roguefort sometimes

-Isn’t one for emotions, bad at comforting, smiling is hard (this is projection)

-Only child, never wanted one as a kid but now everyone he knows has a sibling and hes grumpy about it

-Doesn’t drink, still goes to Sparkling’s bar to hang out. Definitely not because he has a dad instinct about most of the patrons bc their in their 20s and not too smart

-Honestly thought Croissant had come out to him sometime before she actually did, so he was slightly confused when she did actually come out. She hasnt let him live it down.

-Has taken Adventurer under his wing, he reminds him of himself when he started out. Mentally refers to Onion as his granddaughter. Their actually a pretty good detective duo.

-Very Proud Dad and will not shut up about it. not exactly gushy but he will bring his kids up in every non-work conversation he can, intentionally or not. 

-Can see ghosts. no particular reason i just think its funny.

-His favourite season is his birth season; Autumn. however he hates both the cold and the heat equally.

-afraid of mice, which is why he wanted a cat

-thought turtles and tortillas were the same thing until he was like, 13

-hates maths entirely, i dont know how much maths is involved in detective work but he still doesnt like it.