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You can ask me about my OC’s ANY TIME YOU WANT

Brie: Salamanders. Her middle name is literally hellbender, which is a type of salamander. Although, her favorite type of salamander is the fire salamander (black with yellow spots)

Louie: Lizards. doesn’t have a favorite type. They just see a lizard chillin on the road and is just like “look at that special boy. it’s just chillin.”

Colby: Technically crocodiles. He just thinks that they’re weird looking dogs. 100% wrestled a crocodile, brought it back home, and told his husband how “theres free dogs at the swamp”

Nakai: Frogs/Toads. Doesn’t know the difference between them but loves them anyway. She did have a pet turtle once

For my non-dnd ocs:

Sparky: Frogs. they are just chilling. Doesn’t have a favorite type. just thinks they’re all neat.

Giso: None. Thinks reptiles and amphibians are “kinda gross”. she’s on ok terms with turtles and tortoises though.

Psybomba: She’d say that extinct animals still count, so her favorite is the Stegosaurus. Big boy can smack with his thagomizer. What’s not to love?

Lorretta (The zombie): Frogs. Similar to sparky, they ate just chilling™. Does not have a favorite type of frog because she has insufficient knowledge about frogs.

Lorretta (The Superhero): Likes Geckos. Thinks they’re neat.

alskjkalj OK YAY I GET TO TALK MORE ABOUT BRIE AND ALTINE’S KIDS

So the way Brie managed to knock Altine up in the first place is because she used the spell Alter Self to give herself a PP. The group got into a long discussion about if that could actually be used to knock someone up and our DM ruled that it can as long aver we never EVER talk about it again.

So their daughters are Fraternal twins (Duh).

Horchatta is a tiefling because SOMEONE in Brie’s family tree fucked a demon. Infernal blood can stay dormant for a long time so that's why its only shown up now.

Ricotta is a half-elf because well, Brie’s a human and Altine is a half-elf. Theres no 1/4th elf so shes just half-elf.

The two of them are both Draconic Bloodline Sorcerers. Horchatta has Green Dragon blood in her, Ricotta has White Dragon blood. It’s kind of weird, mostly because Brie’s is Black Dragon, but then she remembers that her grandpa was a very slutty adventurer so he got around a lot more than she thought.

As kids Horchatta and Ricotta didn’t like each other very much. On one hand its because that's just how siblings who grow up together are, on the other hand is partially because of their different races.

Ricotta felt like Horchatta got more attention because she was a more exotic race, having red skin and horns and all that jazz. Horchatta felt that Ricotta got more attention because she was a normal race and didnt stick out as much.

In their teens, they still disliked each other until one day Brie took them along with her to visit the nearby town Hag’s Bend. Brie let them hang around the town while she went to meetings with the lord of the town.

The two girls ended up getting cursed by a hag. She made them swap bodies, like Freaky Friday. Through a series of shenanigans where they have to pretend to be each other, and hide from their moms that they got cursed, the two end up understanding and gaining a newfound respect for each other.

They return to their own bodies and are friends from there on.

The two of them are sent to the College in Corene to study magic even further when they hit their late teens.

That’s all I really have for them, i know i wrote that Horchatta does some adventuring and Ricotta works for the queen of Corene, but I don’t go into much depth because I don’t have much planned after that with them.

I do have plans with the Havarti family. Basically any character I play from here on out is going to be a descendant of Brie or closely related. I’ve actually just started playing in another D&D group where I play Horchatta in Curse of Strahd.

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