#alcohol!!!

Flight attendant is serving drinks down the aisle.

FA: Hello sir, can I get you a drink?

Me: No, thank you. Um, actually, do you have rum?

FA: Yes we do. Bacardi. It's $6.

Me: Hmm, okay. Do you have Baileys Original?

FA: No we don't, sorry.

Me: Oh, that's quite inferior.

FA (gives me a wtf confuzzled look): Pardon me, sir?

Me: Nothing. You look young. How old are you?

FA: Why?

Me: Just curious.

FA: I'm 19.

Me: Are you on training?

FA: No.

Me: Well, I'm 17, and you were just about to serve one of the strongest alcoholic drinks to a minor. How do you feel?

FA (Walks away with a straight face, looking down)