Choi Han: Well, remember when Cale made a romantic dinner for me? Alberu: Choi Han, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Choi Han: Well, remember when Cale made a romantic dinner for me? Alberu: Choi Han, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Choi Han x Cale Henituse x Alberu Crossman
(17225/? words) <not rated>
Summary:
"Choi Han, we're getting married."
"Cale-nim and His Majesty?"
"Yes." He was about to congratulate them but Cale wasn't finished. "And you too."
"Huh?"
"We're getting married, as in me, His Majesty and you. All three of us."
"???"
"Of course, you can say no if you want to."
.....
Or an albechoicale wedding fic
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Link:https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/207606331
Tcf part 2 chapter 369
After Choi Han finished speaking, Alberu opened his mouth after a few seconds of silence.
"I always feel this way."
He continued with a much more relaxed smile.
"You guys are truly irreverent."
Choi Han smiled as if he was embarrassed, but he did not avoid Alberu's gaze.
'Come at me.'
Alberu's anger subsided when he saw Choi Han's eyes filled with such irreverence. At least Choi Han realized once again that he was a person who faced himself properly.
"No, why me? Why are you suddenly calling me disrespectful? I was just sitting still?"
Choi Han, Alberu, and Heavenly Demon paid no attention to Cale's aggrieved expression.
AlbeChoiCale I have missed you!!!!ššššššššSeriously it's been so long since it's been just them (Heavenly Demon is there too but nvm that)
Also not cale catching strays when he wasn't even doing anything lmaoš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ (Tf you mean why he's also calling you disrespectful too, Cale you literally copied Alberu's color palette for shits and giggles that is literally treason in some places)
Alberu: What are we?
Choi Han: People
Alberu: No, like truly what are we?
Cale: You're a dark elf and we're korean
Inspired by the reblogs from my 'Cale but he ice skates' post :>
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Cale *skating into Alberu's office with his recently made heelys*: just blew up three arm bases, heres the paperwork
Alberu *done with life*: Of course you did
Alberu: do I even wanna ask about the wheels on your feet?
Cale *skating backwards out of his office while maintaining eye contact*: No
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On *in human form learning how to use the ice skates with Cale*: how did you even come up with this?
Hong *Cat form on Cale's shoulder*: I thought they were weapons at first
Cale *Can't think of a good lie*: Uh-
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Choi han *learning duo moves with Cale on the ice*: uh- like this..?
Cale *holding both of his hands*: yes, just spin me around
Choi Han *spinning like a pinwheel*:
Cale *now panicking*: WAIT WAIT SLOW DOW-
Choi han *just yeeted Cale into the sky*: OH CRAP-
Ron *three seconds from throwing several knifes at Choi han*:
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A/N: Cale barely managed to save himself using his shield and sound of wind-
Bonus: Cale: I'm never doing duo's with you again
Choi han: I'm sorryyyy... :(
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Random servant *carrying laundry while staring at Alberu and Cale both wearing heelys and skating through the halls while having a normal conversation*: Uh-
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Bud *Watching everyone on the ice, ron is helping the kids stay standing, (and Beacrox but shh-) Alberu isn't letting go of Choi han, Hannah is helping Mary, The whale tribe has gotten the hang of it (mostly), everyone else is struggling and Eruhaben and Cale are in their own corner pulling off moves together flawlessly while Raon is cheering them on*: Two Kinds of people
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Alberu *still hasn't let go of Choi han*: I'm gonna take your place as Cale's skating partner
Choi han *hasn't gotten the chance to try again with Cale and salty*: Let go of me then *moves away*
Alberu *literally can't stay standing*: Fin- FUCK- *just fell over*
Alberu *Rubbing his butt cause it hurts*: asshole...
Choi han *smug faceā¢*:
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*Alberu and Cale just finished doing the same Move Choi han yeeted Cale with*
Cale: That was much better than last time
Choi han *sad face*: I'm sorry :((
Alberu *behind Cale's back makes a smug face at Choi han*:
Choi han *complete 180 and now glaring at Alberu*:
Cale *Hasn't noticed anything and is just drinking water*:
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Okay I'm done-
I have no self control, I was going to post this in a few days but decided to do it rn

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demon and angels au with angel choi han and demon alberu, no one knows why the two arenāt flipped by nature one is perpetually smiling and soft spoken while the other glowers at everything. at every meeting alberu is āhello everyone, lovely meeting today,ā while choi han just hides. thereās even a secret-not-so-secret petition to have them switch places for the day ā just to try it you know? for efficiencyās sake ā not that they do anything about it. they just go about their days, not caring, not bothering to correct people this is them this is their personality and they donāt intend to change it just for public opinion to turn in their favor. then comes the day a human wanders into their midst and suddenly choi han is springing flowers and cupids which circle around your head and sing love songs. and suddenly alberu can neither be seen or heard from anywhere he just appears a month later with a satisfied smile. cale: āuhā¦hi?ā alberu, smiling: āi tied our souls together and you canāt escape me wherever you go or travel or leave. helloā
Jung Soo: you deserve a reward for putting up with us
Soo Hyuk: We are rowdy aren't we?
Rok Soo: You guys are my rewards in life [trying hard to hide his embarassment]
*meanwhile*
og!Cale: you deserve a reward for putting up with us
og!Choi Han: those collateral damages costs you a lot...
og!Alberu: [very much tired from paperwork] No shit. You guys drain me of energy in all aspects and most of the times it's not even the fun one!