#alaskaproblems

IS SHE GONNA FUCK THE SALMON

okay, for once Hazy has a legit reason for freaking out at the window

#alaskaproblems: hearing something crunching in the bushes and then crossing the street to avoid this when you're out walking your dog

Definitely what I want to see across the street when Scully is refusing to poop in a reasonable amount of time #alaskaproblems

PSA: If you ever think "Hey should I bring bear spray on this run?" The answer is probably yes. Of course I didn't bring any this morning, intending to just run around near my house and talk loudly. Welllll, plans changed slightly, and barely a mile from my doorstep we ran into TWO brown bear cubs, got bluff charged by their mom, stood our ground (mostly 😂) and then ran home vowing to never let a change of plans prevent a change in preparation again 😳Lesson learned. #takethedamnbearspray #holy💩#alaskaproblems #bearaware (at Eagle River, Alaska) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCv8ptknp6j/?igshid=zkixceyftn4r

The interior (of Alaska) thinks its time for a change already...not sure if I am ready for “summer” to be over with quite yet! #alaskaproblems #northlattitudeproblems #denalinationalparkandpreserve #willow #fallcolors🍁🍂 #fall (at Alaska Railroad-Denali Park)

Guess which Alaskan forgot to put on sunscreen before walking out in the California sun for two hours! (It’s not as bad as I deserve really) #nofilter #alaskaproblems

I've been here for about a minute and the mosquitoes have already found me #alaskaproblems