#alan d

Alan D: I’m not going [on the senior trip]. There’s too many rules. Mrs. Free: Well, what’d you think? We’d take you down there and say, ‘Get stoned. Get drunk. Have sex?’ Norm D: I love you.

Alan D: I’m gonna go walk around with the mayor. She’s gotta take me out to eat. I mean, she’s the mayor. She’s gotta eat big, like Chili’s. Courtney D: She’ll probably take you to McDonald’s. David A: You can have three items off of the Dollar Menu.

Mrs. Free: Walker! Alan D: You are in trouble, Walker. Mrs. Free: Your dad said that I looked like Cher. So I don’t know what you’ve been saying, but he came up to the concession stand last night and asked for the teacher that ‘looked like Cher.’