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@flashbackhs2010
Mrs. Perry: Do you guys do St. Patrick's Day in Germany? Like, where you pinch people?
Kat E: No.
Kaleb T: St. Patrick's Day is just an excuse to get drunk.
Blake E: And you guys get drunk every day, you don't need another excuse.
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all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil
I tried to make cottage cheese once. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Laura B, drama class
Friday, I forgot how to go to school and remembered how to go fishing.
Laura B, drama class
(Mrs. Free hands Amy two papers instead of the one paper she has given everyone else) Amy M: Why do I have two papers? Laura B: ‘Cause you’re that special. One for each boob. Mrs. Free: What? (takes one paper back) You’ll just have to have a uniboob.
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Mrs. Free: Where is Nugget [Chad]? Caitlan N: I don’t know. All he’ll tell me is ‘at the doctor.’ Mrs. Free: *gasps, stage whisper* Is Nugget pregnant?
Charlee S: Don't erase my thingie that I didn't write!
Mrs. Free: Charlee has a thingie!
Charlee S: Mrs. Free has a thingie!
Mrs. Free: I don't have a thingie! You have a thingie!
Charlee S: I'm pretty sure that girls don't have a thingie.
Caitlan N: Girls aren't supposed to have a thingie?
Looney Tunes are cool because they can pull holes out of their pockets and jump in. I tried to do that once. I don't want to talk about it.
Amylyn M, drama class
(Oliver is talking to us with his hood pulled up over his head)
Charlee S: You don't look cool with your hood up.
W Oliver: I don't look cool with it down either, sooo...
Kelsey R: Your necklace is on crooked.
Mrs. Free: Would you stop trying to make me look put-together?
Kelsey R: I can't help it.
Mrs. Free: *mocking Kelsey* 'You've got dust on your pants.' 'Your necklace is crooked.' I suppose next you're going to tell me to comb my hair?
Kelsey R: You should.
(Mrs. Free looks defeated and turns away to comb her hair.)
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My mom asked me how to spell 'orange' last night. So, I told her and she said, 'I know that! I meant the color, not the fruit!'
Laura B, drama class
Mrs. Free, my mom is going crazy. Last night, she asked me what Obama's last name was.
Laura B, drama class
I am so glad I pee before this class!
Mrs. Free after Amy’s audition unintentionally leaves everyone in fits of uncontrollable laughter
(several people are trying to slap their mouths to make a popping noise) Me: And now we’re back in preschool. Mrs. Free: Just so you people know, I had my license to teach small children revoked because I killed one or two of them. This should just serve as a head’s up to some of you...or a head’s off, as the case may be.
Mrs. Free: Be quiet.
Me: I was talking about the time that I was with Laura and the police got called--
Mrs. Free: Let me establish something-- if Laura is there, the police will be called. Is that right?
Laura B: That is very true.
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Laura B: I ate a ton of green Jello and it was like the Chinese restaurant Jello, so it wouldn't cut up and you could slurp it up like a vacuum. Mrs. Free witnessed it.
Mrs. Free: It was traumatizing and scarred me for life.
Laura B: It was great.
Mrs. Free: It was traumatizing and scarred me for life.
Laura B: I amazed myself.
Mrs. Free: Did I mention that it was traumatizing and scarred me for life?
Laura B: Ohhhhhhh....too much Jello. My belly hurts.
Amy M: Jelly Belly!
Laura B: Jello Bello!
