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Who was the one to propose: PRINCE JARVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who stressed more over wedding planning: neither, they had some big royal team planning that shit
Who decorated the house: VAYNE DECORATES IT WITH THE HEADS OF WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES SHE’S SLAIN OR SOMETHING and jarvan is like “LOOK AT WHAT MY WIFE DOES SHE KILLS THINGS”
Who is more organized: vayne for sure
Who initiates bedroom fun: jarvan, then vayne puts her hand in his face and is like “stop i’m busy”
Who suggested kids first: jarvan
Who’s more dominant: jarvan
Who’s the cuddler: JARVAN AGAIN
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: hunting together
Who kills the spiders: they compete to kill it first
Who falls asleep first: vayne does, jarvan likes to watch her sleep because she looks peaceful... IN THE LEAST CREEPY WAY POSSIBLE oh my god
Who is louder?: uhhh... jar... van?
Who is more experimental?: jarvan
Do they fuck or make love?: make... love... ?
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: jarvan :^)
Who comes first?: jarvan makes sure vayne cums before he does ;^)
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: jarvan is better at it and prefers it
Who usually initiates things?: jarvan does
Who is more sensitive?: vayne is
Who has the most patience?: ...uh... vayne i guess