#aladdingifs

"You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world. Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!"

"Say, you're a lot smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting bigger. Look at me from the side. Do I look different to you?" | "Al, I can't help you. I work for Senor Psychopath now."

"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you. Goodbye now. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thank you. Goodbye." | "Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?" | "Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes." | "Dost mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by one, boy!" | "Ah, no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave, huh. You did that on your own." | "Oh, I feel sheepish."