Me: Hey, there's a broken water line behind the shed (my rental house) and water is leaking under the foundation.
landlord in August: I'll have a plumber check it out.
Me: Okay so the plumber didn't fix it.
landlord in September: ....
landlord in November: ....
landlord in December: ....
Me: Hey, that thing is still leaking btw.
landlord in January: ....
landlord in February: ....
Me: Hey, can you fix the broken hose please?
Me in early May: I can literally see a hole under the house and I can't tell how big it is. This is bad. You gotta fix it man.
landlord (high as fuck): here, take this garden hose.
Me, later in May: Hey, I'm seriously concerned about the sinkhole.
landlord: Sink hole? The pig?
Me: THE SINKHOLE UNDER THE HOUSE FROM THE BROKEN WATER LINE THAT'S BEEN LEAKING SINCE LAST JULY.