#akutsuki

Deidara Headcannons

~So so so SO sweet to you. Treats you like royalty and would kiss the ground you walked on if you asked.

~At the same time he's emotionally unstable so it's hard to judge how it will go that day. Bad days are annoying good days are great!!

~If you're an artist as well be ready for bickering.

"True art is an explosion babe!"

"You blew up my fucking studio."

~He definitely is placed on a watch list.

~CRINGY ASS NICKNAMES

-Babe, prince/princess, SUGARCAKES. Fucking snookums

~An absolute loser too. Blushes at any compliment

~Drags you into art debates

~Despises modern art.

"ITS JUST A BANANA ON A CANVIS HOW IS THAT ART BABE??"

~Cat person. Loves them to death and dreams of growing old with you and having like 40 cats

~Hormonal teenager, he's 19 so all the weird shit teenage boys do comes with him

~Cant do laundry at all

~First date was to a firework show and he fell in a river trying to explain how his explosions were better than those "cheap party bombs".

~If it was modern day he would constantly get those art kits from everyone for birthdays and such. Complains every time but donates them

~Got caught donating an art kit one time and fely horrible for weeks.

~I feel like he has such an odd sense of humor. Like just jokes about everything, you either love it or hate it

~Acts like he doesn't take anything seriously but he really does care.