Misha + a hand forged dildo. 😉
Y/N stared down at the shining phallic item lying on a bed of white tissue paper. Thrice, she opened her mouth to speak, but nothing good made it to her lips. “Er...”
Misha sat opposite her on the couch and smiled expectantly, waiting for her to say something about his gift. “Well?”
His smile was bright and Y/N forced her mouth to close. Carefully, she lifted the present from its bed and held it in her hands. It was heavier than it looked, and cold, but it was definitely a penis.
“Mish?” she said softly, turning the object in her hands. “Is-is this a...”
“Dildo,” he confirmed with a smile and a nod, very proud of himself. “I made it myself.”
“Oh!” She swallowed hard and again took to searching for words. “It’s uh... wow. Nice... craftsmanship?”
Misha scooted closer and took it from her hands, lovingly caressing his handiwork and pointing out some details. “While I was forging that knife, I had an idea and I thought you’d like it. Took me seven hours. And don’t worry, I polished it myself, so there should be no shards of iron or anything to... ya know, snag on you.”
Y/N’s jaw dropped as she stared at him in shock. He actually expected her to use a dildo made from a rusty railroad spike. Misha was nothing but eccentric, and she loved him for it, but this was too far. “Misha... there is no fucking way I’m shoving that thing up my-”
Before she could finish, he burst into a laugh that shook the entire couch.
“It was a joke!” he exclaimed between gasping breaths, rocking back and forth next to her. “Oh my god!”
“You asshole!” Y/N roared and gave him a slap on the arm. “I can’t believe you! I thought you wanted me to- oh my god!”
“You’re too gullible, Y/N/N,” he sighed, wiping a tear from his eye.
Y/N scowled in jest and grabbed the iron cock from his hands. “You just knock it off with these pranks or I’ll use this on you.”
Blue eyes were wide and Misha crossed his heart. “No more,” he said quickly, “I promise.”
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