Can you please update the humor tag? Thank you! You are amazing.
Message Received by Cobrilee (1/1 | 2,113 | PG13)
Four years past an alternate ending of season two, Derek and Stiles are still⌠Well, Derek and Stiles. Only now they flirt. Okay, Stiles flirts. And Derek is completely okay with that.
F*cking Clyde by LadyDrace (1/1 | 2,359 | PG13)
Itâs not about Stiles. Itâs most definitely not about Stiles. Itâs about Clyde and his dumb grin and his stupid hair and his annoying laugh, and the way his skinny butt makes a groove in Derekâs couch where heâs sitting next to Stiles. Who is resting a hand on Clydeâs knee and winking at the son of aâŚ
Never the Kitchen by Huke_Lemmingsx (1/1 | 5,073 | NR)
âCan I take this off?â Stiles asked, already knowing the answer as his boyfriend quickly nodded. The grey Henley was pulled off and joined the other one on the floor as Stiles moved forward to suck a mark on his collar bone, Derek moaning as he slid his hands down Stiles back to slip in to the back of his jeans.
âFuck, Stiles pleaseâŚâ the werewolf gasped as Stiles moved back up to kiss his swollen lips, grinding their hips together rhythmically.
âDerek Joseph HaleâŚâ Derekâs eyes snapped open and his mouth went slack against Stilesâ.
âWhat? What is it?â Stiles asked as he pulled back straight away and placed his hands on his boyfriendâs shoulders.
âMomâ Derek choked out
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Or the one where Derek was caught out
Derek The Craft Guru by literaryoblivion (1/1 | 2,848 | G)
Heâs not quite sure why he started watching these videos.
No, wait. Thatâs a lie. He knows. Itâs because Lydia told him he needed to get a hobby, and Stiles decided to take her literally to prove to her that he can totally have a hobby and can be awesome at it.
Except he is so not awesome at it.
So he goes to YouTube to learn and finds Derek.
Super wolf saves the day, but not the curly fries by Blitzdrake (1/1 | 3,164 | PG13)
Stiles knows just what he needs to be happy in life. One chance to write an awesome article and finally get noticed at the Beacon Tribune. An end to the inglorious life of photo-and-coffee-slave interning. Oh and a chance to get mild mannered, very un-mild bodied, and hella-hot-faced Derek Hale alone for ten minutes so he can make his case for why theyâd be perfect for each other. With power point slides. Set to a playlist of Billy Joel.
This is what Stile needs to be happy. What he has to settle for; however, is waiting for Greenberg to finally hurt himself into early retirement, editing Finstocks awful advice column, and some date-adjacent time with Derek. And itâs observation, not stalking, thank-you-Mr.-judgemental-Lahey, accompanied with some cheer-me-up curly fries.
But, this is Beacon City, where the criminal to civilian ratio is so off the charts the old lady you help cross the street is more likely to mug you than give you hard candyâŚand because itâs Beacon City, Stiles canât even have that!
But just as his lunch takes a turn for the surprising, Super wolf saves the day, and then itâs up, up, and ohâŚhey where did Derek go?!













