DNI if you are six years old, are divorced from a droid, have daddy issues, are an adult man, are one of thousands of supersoldier clones, keep a spare gun up your butt, are a neutral religious figure to a microscopic civilization, eat paste out of your helmet, can't sleep without a tube, can manipulate portals, were the bad boy of a boy band, have no genitals, are concerned you have no soul, have broken multiple hearts, have culled multiple species, keep compressed air in your helmet to blow out your birthday candles, love mac n cheese, hate late stage capitalism, have a sub sandwich routine, mainly speak in catchphrases, shoot first ask questions later, are kinda the best at everything, are over 6 feet tall, hate change, can heal a torn rotator cuff with an ice pack, love watching propaganda videos, keep a tracking fob for every person you know, are susceptible to peer pressure and sororities, or love parades