Can he throw the window out the Blade?
Day 140 - yay! just ignore how long this took me
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Can he throw the window out the Blade?
Day 140 - yay! just ignore how long this took me

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Okay but what if like he invents the thing right before it's supposed to be invented and takes the credit? Can he do that?
Talking about your latest Factory reset au post
I mean, probably?? We won’t get that far into the future for that to happen, though
But, for comedic purposes
No
It just
poof
gone
vanished
(((ALSO, UNRELATED, BUT I SEE THAT STP PFP!!! HAHAA! NICE!!!)))
(for cheated)
Hey you talked about "searching trees made of chains" so i guess you were in that wreid fucked up chain-cliff-world-thing. You seemed pretty happy about throwing the blade out on that one, how are you so sure it would have helped you against knives?
(also don't know if this would count as a different question, but could we see the reaction of contra when he learns that cheated suggested to throw the blade?)
"Because at least if I have a blade, I can fight back. The place with all of the chains was weird, and when we had the blade we ended up losing our head. At least when we threw it we made it out in one piece. Being headless didn't feel good."
"Wait, you actually suggested throwing the blade?"
"I didn't suggest it. I just thought it was a good idea."
"You actually wanted to throw the blade?! You! Mr 'how dare you throw the blade'?!"
"The Princess wasn't armed that time! She couldn't stab us!"
"I can't believe it. Hero needs to hear about this. You threw the blade!"
"He already knows! He was there!"
"Oh, you're right, shoot! We need to find someone else, I'm never letting you live this down!"
"Oh, fuck off!"
"If you prefer, it could just be the three of us for a while longer? Eh? Wouldn't that be fun! Three voices against the world!"
"... we need to find someone else."
"Awww, I dunno! I think it's nice, just us three! Three blade-throwing buddies!"
"I'm burying the first blade we find in your chest."
"Only if you can get to it first!"
Can we see cold teaching contra how to ragebait? He's an expert trust me
Day 105 - rule two: if you do this enough times to the right people, you can develop weird unhealthy relationships that are neither platonic nor romantic but some secret third thing [self-destructive as fuuuuuuuck]
Could you draw stranger petting contra pls?
Day 24 - Absolutely

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Can we see It crawling on the ceiling like the little creature he IS?
Day 36 - Very responsible creature
(to the three of them (and if that's not possible to hero))
"Hey, if you think a plan would be helpful why don't you try to find the sckeptic one? He always seemed to have a plan."
Pd. Srry if there's bad grammar, english is not my first language.
"That's a good idea! Maybe we can pick out his cabin?"
"I don't know how you'd do that, didn't they look the same on the outside?"
"The plants are different, though. The trees look sharper here than they did at the other cabin."
"What, so you're gonna look for trees made of chains?"
"Maybe. We won't know until we look."
"And how are you going to look?"
"Ooh, I have an idea! Climb a tree!"
"We can't fly! We'll die if we fall!"
"We can, though- or, kinda. Contrarian floats and my wings are big enough to glide for a bit."
"Have fun falling to your death, then."
"Aww, cmon! Don't you want to climb a tree too? Maybe we'll see some birds!"
"I'm looking at birds right now, and one of them is telling me to risk my life."
"It's not all that dangerous! We've gotten back up from way worse!"
"Are you serious?! My wings are a shredded mess! If a branch breaks, I'm dead! I'm not testing if we can get back up from that!"
"Didn't think you were a coward!"
"Hey, easy-"
"If you're so eager for us to test our immortality, how's about you do it!"
"Shit!" "Shit!"
"Hey, calm down! It's all in good fun, isn't it? We're friends, we joke around!"
"We aren't friends just because we shared a head! You put every single one of us in danger just for a quick laugh!"
"Oh- well- cmon now! It was all fine! We all got better, didn't we?! We-"
"No, we fucking didn't!"
"..."
"... can you put him down, please."
"Fine."
"Cmon, let's... let's go try that tree idea."
"..."
"Yeah.. yeah, sounds good."
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