As always: Dicks, upon closer inspection,...
We are told that Finn dudes' average dong size would be 14.80 cm if not for the fact that Finland has been replaced by "Belasus." (Countryname checks out.)
The UK's number is not digits, but instead is squiggles that are the kind of squiggles that digits look like.
I've run into problems like this (or what this is a parody of) with even simple line-art diagrams using AI-based image libraries. I feel like telling the programmers of those libraries: "You had one job! Put the text on the page! Put ITALY and the number, without turning it into IMNΓ 37↩4!"
We need to solve this or else we'll never get to have the necessary comparisons of girth!















