#uncannyvalley

Procedurally generated paradise. A perfect glitch in the simulator where infrastructure becomes art and the world stops. Step into the static.

ꜱʏꜱ.ᴅɪᴀɢɴᴏꜱᴛɪᴄ → ᴏʀɪɢɪɴ: ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ… ᴘᴜʟꜱᴇ: ɪʀʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ… ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ: ꜱᴇɴᴛɪᴇɴᴛ.

The mistake is in your perception.

[This lure right here? *slaps his ass* Can eat so many people in his housebody. Maison is an interesting fellow, to say the least. He's charming, witty, charismatic, patient, persistent, and has excellent taste. Realtors as a species are fascinating, especially when you consider the fact that their lure does not have to match their plant gender. I mention this due to the fact that Maison is technically female (produces seedlings if pollinated) but identifies as male (based on lure appearance). What's funny is...I think that just makes me like him more. This dude has so many layers and the more I dig into the more I sink deeper into his fleshy walls till I'm house food. And the coolest thing of all...You can totally live safely in a Realtor! You just gotta keep them fed so they don't eat you in your sleep, cause, you kinda are living in a body and he can't fully stop major bodily functions like digestion. Other than that small safety hazard, this man I'd smooch and risk living in. Sidenote...Who closed his sexypedia page? I'm not mad. Just greatly disappointed.]