got minor food poisoning out of your own stupidity

count every character in a sentence just to see if it's even

rotated 90 degrees sideways during sleep

put 5 sugar cookies in your pocket because they're tasty

buy more deodorant. it goes missing. repeat. find the old one. repeat cycle

get up at 2:30 to make bread (especially for the first time)

have several embarrassing photos of yourself on your friend's phone

eat whip cream directly out of the can like tip it up and spray it in ur mouth

i have done several of these (are you okay?)

i have done none of these (you are normal)