#ahahahahaha!!!!

The funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life is that line from Dear Dumb Diary that goes “I once had a fart that lasted so long around halfway through I started thinking about when the fart began”

Like I know this isn't exactly explored territory and it's going to take a lot of time to navigate discourse but literally in what context is creating a set of standards for "purity" of queerness based off of past relationships where people were questioning their identity ever a good idea???? Like literally everyone had to navigate their identity in some way, shape, or form, and I bet if I threw enough words around I could start up enough bullshit to invalidate everyone's experiences by trying to measure it up to my own!!! People literally cannot share their experiences because other people will try to invalidate them as quickly as possible which is exactly how this kind of stuff starts!! Because when faced with a different experience from your own yall will go for trying to interpret it in fifty different ways than actually just listening to them!

YEAAAAAAH I hear some squishy liquid noise. What they having an intercourse now AHH?! or fellatio? God. this is much more worse than jooubachi.

Got my parents into Sherlock.