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(( WHO ARE HIS CRUSHES OMG))

He use to go out with Devvan when he was like..8 to like... 12... [i think.] Like--- They were innocent kids and referred to each other as 'special friends'. So they were technically a thing until highschool.

Neo dated Tommy [future npc] and cheated on him with Aiden [dead]

♬: Would you care to dance? My muse has to dance with yours.

Irvin gave a slight sigh, knowing this was going to be awkward in every sense of the word. Levi had been a thug for the longest of time, and dancing was usually a luxury people who were better off would appreciate. Thus, he knew the young man didn't know how to do this. It was needed though, especially now that Levi was a corporal. He'd have to go to noble functions just like Irvin had to, and so knowing certain forms of etiquette was quite important.

"Alright, Levi just put your hand right here..." He reached out, gently placing the others left hand into his right and grasping it firmly. "You see, when you dance with women, this is the proper hand position. Make sure you grasp with your right hand or the nobles will catch onto that mistake." It was fine though, not many knew the man's past, but not everyone in the Legion was from a higher birth anyway. It would just look a tad embarrassing, and would probably be something that might be prodded at in the future by someone who happened to hate Levi or the Legion as a whole.

"Once that's done, then you make sure you put your other hand on my shoulder." He watched patiently, receiving a slight huff of annoyance from the shorter man as he did as he was told. "I know this all seems silly, but it's important." Irvin chuckled softly, reaching his hand out to rest on the other man's back gently. He was half-tempted to tease the man about being so short, but he'd probably get a swift kick on the shin, so that was probably best avoided. When everything was ready, then came the time to teach him movements. Irvin was unable to hide the soft laugh that left his lips at the utter embarrassment and annoyance that radiated off of Levi at that very moment.

❂: My muse is clumsy and crashes into yours.

Irvin swore Levi did these things on purpose sometimes if he wasn't paying attention to him. Thus when he made his way down the hallway and managed to crash into the normally very alert younger man, he just gave a slight sigh, gazing down from his paperwork to look at the top of Levi's head before the shorter man moved back and give a quiet 'sorry'.

"Levi....you're not doing this on purpose are you? This is the fourth time today we walked down the same hallway...."

♤: Our muses are playing a game, which kind and who is winning?

....Levi was an absolute card shark. Irvin realized this after going through a number of card games with the shorter man. He was relentless even in a game that was supposed to be fun, practically beating everyone who played into the ground--not literally, though the murderous glares he sent around was good enough. Mike had grown uncomfortable, almost shifting closer to Irvin as if he was supposed to do something. How in the world was the man supposed to lend assistance when even he was receiving glares of death? Hanji was her usual self, but even she knew not to poke and prod the shorter man too much.

Between Hanji and Levi, both of them were completely brutal at poker.

"I....I think you're both taking this a little too seriously." Mainly Levi, who had managed to rack up quite a bit of money. Gambling of course was OK in the headquarters from time to time, the man seeing it as a means of distraction from usual fear of Titans....but ah....he wasn't sure what was more scary; Titans....or Levi.

♦: Your muse asked mine to marry them, what's my muse's reaction?

Levi wanted to marry him? Had he heard that right? For a moment, Irvin was for once, at a loss for words, staring down at the shorter man with surprise that he couldn't hide even if he wanted to. The question was brought about so out of the blue, that he truly didn't know how to answer him.