His smile fell as soon as he saw the grave look on their faces. Dread and anxiety pooled in his stomach, weighing his heart down. He tried to remain calm as he listened to their bad news. Unfortunately, that was really hard to do when the worst case scenario flashed in his mind. 

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General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 100000000000 millenniums 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Surprisingly quickly tho they didnt act on it for a while bc theyre both dorks

How was their first kiss? - G...good? 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Probably Hank unless Akakawa somehow gathered up the guts to do it lol

Who is the best man/men? - akakawa has no friends but Hank would probably choose homicide maybe 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - me. its me. 

Who did the most planning? - akakawa wwww everything has to be PERFECT. 

Who stressed the most? - both maybe?? tho aka probably showed it the most. 

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - those kids from the forest >w>

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - uh. none. 

How many children will they adopt? - also probably none. akakawa isnt really good with kids but they seem to like the. uh. doesnt change the fact that having children isnt appealing to him. idk about hank tho :0 if hank wanted kids akakawa probably wouldnt mind. as much. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - like.... just having diapers or diaper changing? bc that’d be aka

Who is the stricter parent? - proooooobably akakawa again

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - probs hank

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - akakawa bc he likes cooking n shit

Who is the more loved parent? - who the fUCK knows. probably hank tho. i can picture him being like. .. .a dad who spoils his kids,. he already spoils akakawa ;> 

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Akakawa cause hes got some time on his hands

Who cried the most at graduation? - uh .   no one

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - BOTH OF THEM and you know it 

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Akakawa bc as mentioned before. he likes cooking

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - idk??? akakawa again bc he cant taste food

Who does the grocery shopping? - Hank probs. if he wants to 

How often do they bake desserts? - R...rarely???? do either of them even like sweets

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both of them are meat 4 life tho akakawa doesnt mind veggies

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Hank just to see the look on akakawas face 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Hank again wwwww

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Hank maybe?? can he cook 

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - like... the bedroom or all the rooms? bc its aka either way 

Who is really against chores? - Hank cause he’s got better things to do (and i dont blame him) 

Who cleans up after the pets? - akakawawawawawa 

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - hank? tho i can see him cleaning seriously too

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Akakawa again pffft. 

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hank. gotta get that CASH MONEY

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Akakawa would live in a bath if he could. 

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both do. gotta get that exercise 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - idk. akakawa doesnt really care but if hank’s into it so is he

What are their goals for the relationship? - less danger more together time

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Prrrobably akakawa? hes a night owl. or bat. winks. 

In a world alphas and betas ruled, Akakawa found that omegas struggled. A lot. Some enjoyed having all of the attention and the ideas of finding the perfect mate, but... Akakawa just wanted to be alone. Being an omega was not a thing he enjoyed. As someone who preferred to blend in, having the scent of an unmated male omega made that difficult. That on top of heat cycles happening suddenly just made him want to never go outside. Like, ever. So he rarely did.

Whenever he ventured out of his apartment, it was never far; just to the grocery store or for late night walks when few people were out. The omega in him would always protest his actions, filling his head with insatiable desires and he would try his damnest to ignore. He usually succeeded.

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Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

“Excuse me, I’m a tad bit lost... do you happen to know where this is?”

A smirk unfolds on Vore’s face. In his seat, he spreads his legs wide open.

“Yes? Can I... help you?”