#agenderraskel

SHOW US MORE PLS I HAVE NO NETFLIX

queer eye spoilers and yelling below the cut

I am intrigued.

I pictured this scene in my head: an exasperated police officer is trying to arrest Bucky for a crime he did in fact commit. Said police officer isn’t impressed with the rich kid walking into his station, lying his ass off and bailing Bucky -- a stranger who stole his car just five hours ago -- out, just because “he felt like it.”

Howard isn’t impressed either.

But his stubborn heir went into designing clothes instead of building weapons, which just shows how much influence Howard has over him. (Hint: not a lot.) Tony is Stubborn™. And convinced nobody should suffer those offensive prison clothes, least of all for not-stealing his car.

Wonder if he came back and helped little Ada Lovelace, he of all people knows that dickish, absent fathers are difficult to deal with. And she was the first computer programmer. :)

Tony: Listen you asshole just because your child was born a girl doesn’t make her less

Byron: I should have had a glorious boy

Tony: *kicks him in the bad leg*

Byron: ANTHONY

i think it would! i think it would taste p much the same to other lightning, just maybe.... more. 

maybe lightning is the robo-tony equivalent of caffeine? because, that would be adorable to see. just, thor patting tony on the back with a little 2 much enthusiasm and tony just being a jittery, hyperactive mess for the next hour or two because hes got the equivalent of a caffine high. 

i just. really really like the idea of different sources of energy being different like, maybe the reactor’s crisp and clear and refreshing, like ice water or lemonade, while biofule is slower, like tea, warm and green and earthy, and just. cozy, and maybe solar energy is like hot chocolate on a rainy day, rich and hot and comforting. 

MY FRIEND HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS OF PEANUT LENTIL CURRY. 

The first time I had it, it was because T’Challa was in the kitchen and I asked him what smelled so good. He said he was making “lentil curry” and I said “What’s a lentil?” and he dropped his spoon in the curry. (”What’s a lentil” is now a running joke in the Avengers, THANKS T’CHALLA.) 

Apparently peanut lentil curry is made in a lot of African countries and Wakanda believes they have perfected it. If you’ve had T’Challa’s peanut lentil curry you would probably agree.

I WILL ALSO EAT PEANUTS AND PEANUT-DERIVED SAUCES ON THE FOLLOWING:

Any kind of noodleVegetables stir-fried with tofuIce cream (best)Sticky riceNot-sticky riceMashed potatoesA meatball sandwichScrambled eggs

I’m not allowed to put peanut sauce on steak because there are Rules About Steak in Stark Tower, but nobody said I couldn’t have a peanut buttered dinner roll with my steak. 

I mean it isn’t really Buvky’s secret to tell. The Starks are keeping the fact that they’re Iron Man a secret for a reason and Bucky wants to respect that.

“No,” Tony replied easily as he trailed through the kitchen, pushing up the sleeves of the too-big sweatshirt and tugging the drawstring of his oversized pajama pants tighter. 

“Yes it is, that’s definitely mine,” Steve said with a frown, looking at the sweatshirt. “It’s got the SHIELD logo on it and it’s huge on you.” 

“Don’t bother,” Bucky grumbled tiredly into his coffee. “He stole those pants from me a week ago and won’t give them back.” 

“He took my socks the other day,” Natasha added as she passed through the kitchen, nursing a cup of tea. 

“He’s wearing my shirt under there,” Clint called from the living room. 

“I’m pretty sure he took my scarf,” Bruce sighed into his pancakes.