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new rule, if you're not considered ancient by internet standards, you can't use "back then" or "back in my day" or "when i was a kid" because wdym i turn 25 in less than 48 hours and i feel like i should be a mummy bc i saw a under 18 user say one of those.
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“Henry, I’d like you to meet my right hand man.” Reginald says walking up to Henry while pulling Right behind him. “Nice to meet you.” Henry says standing up and extending a hand. Right starts to return the gesture then he falters. Right looks into Henry’s eyes then squats down, cupping his face in his hands. Henry looks to Reginald inquisitively. “Ah,” Reginald says trying to hold back laughter “He does that sometimes. He has a problem with people being taller than him.” “Oh...he must have a lot of problems then!” Reg and Henry bust up while Right just sighs.
Right just mumbles under his breath "Atleast I'm not the 57 year old trying to look 20 still."
Reginald gasped as Henry felt tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
"Is that anyway to talk about your father like that!" Reginald snipped back with Right just smirking.
"It's ok Mr Copperbottom sir, my pappy doesn't understand that the 70s were along time ago either." Henry smiled as Right was now doubled over in laughter and Reginald found himself leaving the room in a huff.
Teenage me
Adult me
Elderly me
Knock knock
Who's there?
Your poor ability to cook
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Feeling as vintage as this salad bowl!
A day will soon come when people won't be able to reasonably joke about someone being old by saying, "Well, everything was in black and white back then, wasn't it?"
Time marches ever on, and we must cherish the present while we have it.
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329. jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
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