i keep thinking of creep remus lupin,, like 40-ish remus who works as like a janitor getting obsessed with the cool pretty guy who always comes at like 3pm to order black coffee and diabetes on a plate,, spending hours trying to find his insta because he's bad at technology,, he makes a whole fake account to watch his stories and like his posts and gets excited when he sees sirius text that fake acc in the coffee shop and remus gets the notif,, remus talking to himself in sirius' message requests with continious series of "hey" and "are you single?"-s,, sirius has a partner so remus prints out his pictures and replaces his partner with himself,,











