OKAY in honor of 6/9 I present to you my angst creation. Iāll drop in 3 parts throughout the day bc itās kinda long and itll build the slow burn. This first part is just ~setting the scene~ but the smut and angst comes in the following parts -š
So itās the beginning of the season and the Pens are hosting a sort of gala in partnership with a hospital in Pittsburgh to raise money for their staff and patients. Because heās coaching now and is a worldwide legend, they need him to be in attendance and give the keynote speech. Obviously age gap Sid is incredibly excited when he hears about it. Given the kind of guy that he is, maybe he visits the hospital and likes to spend time with the kids there. Or maybe heās sentimental because thatās where the twins and Cash were born. Either way, when he finds out he canāt wait to tell his lady, especially so he can see her in a beautiful gown.
In my mind reader has some badass job, maybe sheās a human rights lawyer, maybe sheās a surgeon..idk something cool and essentially makes age gap Sid the trophy husband. Sheās in the home office, concentrating on the computer when Sid walks in to behind her chair and bends over to wrap his arms around her and kiss her cheek from behind. āBabe.. thereās gonna be a galaā he says in between kisses down her neck. āThatās great babe, but im busyā reader is not sharing his energy at first because retired Sid is soooo domestic but bothers her all the time. He misses having something to consume his identity. āBut you know what that meansā he grins into the crook of her neck and she mumbles āwhatā as she scrolls. āWe have to get a babysitter and you get to wear a sexy dressā and his arms snake downwards and she squirms. They both look at each other with excitement because damn, they love being parents and their family is perfectly complete now with Cash but boy have they missed getting down and dirty pre Cash and especially pre twins.
So in the coming weeks before the gala Sid spends his spare time (which he has plenty of) getting fitted for the most delicious suit and reader picks out the sexiest slinky black dress to wear. We are talking a one-shoulder, silk, black gown with a very suggestive slit up the leg, of course with red bottomed shoes, red lipstick, and a designer clutch. Reader is a bombshell of course and when the day arrives, she has a glam squad get her ready at home and Sidney is banished to the spare bathroom to shower and get dressed. Heās obviously waiting downstairs for her with a single red rose because heās age gap Sidney Crosby and he has to spoil his lady and get the mood set, after he drops the kids off to a neighbors/family friendās house for the evening. When reader descends down the stairs itās the movie moment: she is serving all the looks tonight and age gap Sid is a starving man. His jaw loosens and eyes widen, he almost drops the rose. āWhat? Do I look okay?ā Reader obviously plays into his reaction because she thinks itās fake but with Sid, it never is āholy fuckā he mutters under his breath. When she reaches the bottom he grabs her and pushes her against the wall, savoring her for a bit. They make out like teenagers for a sec but as soon as Sidās hard-on presses into her, she has to push him away because she knows theyāll never get out the door and she canāt wait to hear Sidās speech tonight.
So Sid drives them in rover and they look like a fuckin movie, with his one hand on the steering wheel and other clasped in her hand in her lap. Every once in a while at a red light heāll pull her hand over and pepper kisses on it. When they arrive, reader goes to the bar and Sid gets caught up in greeting donors and thatās when the drama starts. Of course the rookies are lined up ready for a drink at their first real event with the team. And some of them are more excited to get drunk than others. Thereās one in particular who has had a few too many scotches and is nursing his fourth of the night at the bar when reader walks up. She politely says hi and orders her dirty martini, but rookie has other ideas. He swoops in and immediately introduces himself and grabs her hand and kisses it; Sid notices from across the room immediately and if reader could see him, sheād see that his fists were tightening because he has never liked rookieāhe thinks heās arrogant and doesnāt work hard enough. Sid canāt break away for a few minutes but he watches from afar and by the end of the interaction, heās fumingā¦jaw tightening, cursing under his breath. He just has to stand there and watch rookie flirt all over his perfect wife. But the longer that he watches them, the more his anger fuses into a different type of jealousy, because for a second he wonders if reader wishes she was with someone younger, like rookie. But by the time this thought has crossed his mind, his current conversation he was roped into ends and he watches reader lean into rookie and whisper something, with her hand going up to cup his ear so nobody around can hear. And thatās when Sidney breaks, and he storms over to her and so rudely, yet warranted, intercepts their conversation and drags reader away to sit down at their assigned seats/table for dinner. āWhat the fuck is thatā is spits as they walk and he possessively wraps his arm around the small of her back, dangerously far down. His mind is going to the worstāwhen in reality reader was being sassy and was leaning in to dramatically tell rookie to go fuck himself for trying to flirt with a married woman, nevertheless Crosbyās girl. She doesnāt have time to explain herself because sid cuts her off āI donāt even want to fucking hear it but weāre dealing with this when we get homeā
All throughout dinner Sid scowls and is short with his responses. When itās time to give his speech is stares at reader the whole time, pinning her with his dark eyes and his jaw clenched. He is so beyond pissed about the interaction because he doesnāt fully realize what happened, and heās emotional thinking about how reader could be with anyone, but especially someone like rookie. Sid drags her out before the event is even over because as soon as heās sober enough to take her home, heās going to leave. Reader is buzzed, borderline drunk, and sheās upset because she hasnāt had a chance to explain herself and what happened but sid is so stubborn and isnāt giving her the space to elaborate. Itās silent in the rover for a good few minutes until sid rasps out to break the silence āI donāt want to fucking hear it. But tonight youāre gonna learn that youāre mine, you belong to me, you carry my children, you sleep in my bed, you wear my ring on your finger. Only mineā or something else insanely possessive and slightly toxic. Reader knows that they have an incredibly healthy relationship and is immediately turned on.
Nowā¦cherry anon speaking: I am more of a reader of smut than a writer. But I imagine that as soon as they walk through the door, theyāre ripping off each otherās clothes. Like, sid literally rips her beautiful designer gown and she is just in shock but he growls something like āIāll buy you a 1000 newer, more expensive dresses but youāll have to earn itā and is frantically pushing her down to her knees and obviously she needs him in her mouth just as much as he needs her mouth on him. They fuck right there in the entry hallway and then on the stairs and then finally in their bedroom. Itās a mixture of sid taking charge and then reader asserting her dominance, she obviously has to take charge once they get to the bedroom and tease him while she rides him. And then he takes her once last time and is saying things irrationally emotional like āheāll never fuck you like I do, heāll never give you kids like I do, heāll never get to cum in you like I do, his cock could never make you feel this goodā and thatās when reader truly gets a feel for what Sid is thinking. So after she leads him to the shower and they have passionate shower sex and theyāre muttering sweet things to each other and once theyāre done, they both feel so much better. They end up snuggled up with each other in bed and reader explains how she was actually telling rookie to fuck off and sid ends up laughing. He also tells her a little bit more about his insecurities and she helps affirm him and is also like ābabe⦠weāve been together for so many years, we have three perfect kids and you have a massive cockā¦If I wanted someone else I wouldāve already left but why would I when I have YOUā and heās such a smiley babe and they fall asleep spooning but not before sid can mutter āThank GOD the kids arenāt home. We should do this more oftenā
HOLY SHIT ANON THIS IS PERFECTIONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!