#aetheri

anna if u see this, i love you so so so much please feel better love p.s. ur a dumbass don't do that again p.p.s. u scared the shit outta me. p.p.p.s. i'm ur 1st call any time, all the time u dipshit. i would swim across the frozen ass atlantic for you don't doubt me you freaking dumb dummy head

Anna pointed out that i am being a big giant hornball cause i'm not getting any action and told me that i need to get a toy or something asap

so i got this spider bite last night that has now swollen up to about the size of half a baseball on my knee and its making me feel really dizzy and tired and i told Anna about it and she told me that if i die (from said spider bite) she would carry my body to a field of wildflowers then she would eat a poisonous mushroom and hold my hand and die holding my hand and let animals eat us and then we would dissolve into the earth and be come trees and flowers together. omfg shes so cute i have the best friend ever, forever. awe awe awe

Anna and I have the cutest friendship ever. like we'll yell at each other and fight and tell one another how stupid and idiotic the other is and then two seconds later we'll be like "you're still a dumb idiot but i love you so much and i wanna spend the rest of my life with you and you're a beautiful soul and lets make natural oils and soaps and candles together and cast spells on stupid people and live on a farm and be perfect together" and i think people think out relationship is really fucking weird... it is. but its beautiful too, ya know?