#adventuresingoogle

I am SO impressed that the top result was the right one!

“baseball shooty thing” ... “baseball gun thing” ... “machine that shoots baseballs” ... Ah, it’s called a BASEBALL PITCHING MACHINE. Thank you, Google.

Google helpfully redirected my query to find answers for people who want to wake up early. Google thinks I want to wake up early when what I want is to not be annoyed that my son like mornings far better than I do...

Good answers here: http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/92746/point-to-and-point-at

I'm ashamed as a librarian to never have known that it's "Roo-all Dahl". (It should rhyme.)

I probably should have added "baby bottle" to my search...

I just couldn’t remember how to describe a “slurred” voice, I guess you would say. But I found the interesting answer in this reddit thread, which led me here and also prompted me to Google Stallone’s mother (do not do that).

Yes, I seriously Googled this. Just to, like, make sure.