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Hello young chickens....this is a friendly reminder not to drink and fry. This is coming from someone who had her bottle of cider next to the bottle of olive oil and came heartwrenchingly close to chugging a big ole greasy dollop of straight OIL. Vom.
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Couch Crashes and Courage: How Faith Helps Me Survive Alone
This week, I officially became a solo artist in the grand symphony of life. My wife has moved on, the divorce will be final in a few weeks, and I am now living on my own—well, technically at a friend’s house while he’s off cruising the Caribbean. Lucky me, right? Let’s just say, adulting is harder than it looks. I’ve got practically no money for food or gas, and trying to find help turned into a…
✂️ PSA: Your First Aid Kit is JUDGING You
"regular scissors: struggle with a Band-Aid these bandage scissors: [GIF smoothly slicing through 10 layers of gauze like it’s warm butter]"
Why these belong in your: 🏠 Medicine cabinet – Bye-bye awkward bandage wrestling 🎒 College dorm – For when your roommate’s DIY piercing goes ~viral~ 🐾 Pet emergency kit – SAFELY free tangled fur from wounds
Features that slap: 🩹 Blunt tip – For when your hands shake like a Chihuahua in winter ⚡ Stainless steel – Survives your questionable sterilization attempts (we’ve all boiled tools in a panic) 🌈 Left-hand friendly – Finally, some ambidextrous representation
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🦶🧠 Memory foam insoles: helping me remember why I walked into the next room. 😂
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Me: *sends clothes to the dry cleaners like a responsible adult*
Also me: *forgets to collect clothes from the dry cleaners*
That moment when you take a special trip to the store you don’t normally go to to restock on coffee filters and milk so you can make coffee... Only to find out you’re on your lat batch of coffee grounds, and nearly out of sugar... Adulting... I’m doing it wrong.
