Adrian: It just feels weird, how much time Rocky spends with the alien. I know it's dying and he's kind of the only one who can help save it but he's been weirdly distant with me so it feels like he's leaving me for the alien.
Adrian: And of course I can't complain about it, I'm the only one whose mate survived, I don't... I shouldn't complain about it. Anyways don't say anything to the alien about this
Adrian's Coworker: I have barely been listening to a word you've been saying, I'm too busy vetting the alien's fan mail and making sure it's all free of heavy metals. Lot of mating requests though, so maybe your problem will solve itself.
Adrian: oh okay good I'm going to go see how it's doing in its new atmosphere
Adrian: Hey Grace are you breathing
Grace: yeah, and check it out! the accessibility hive made me this sweet AAC, so now we don't have to use the translator! Listen to this: Hello, I'm Ryland Grace, I'm a human from Earth and I'm I∀∀ℓ years old--
Adrian: You are how old, question
Adrian's Coworker: Alright, mail time!
Adrian: (takes the box of letters and throws them into the ocean) get different ones
Adrian's Coworker: Wh--
Adrian: I'll explain later get different letters
