6 times Ned and/or Catelyn catch their kids in compromising positions with their best friends.

Pairings can include but not limited to:

Arya/Gendry (duh)

Robb/Theon

Sansa/Margaery

Bran/Jojen or Bran/Meera

Jon/Tormund or Jon/Satin or Jon/Ygritte

Rickon/Lyanna Mormont or Rickon/Shireen

Must haves:

Humor

Someone screaming “what the eff”

Someone caught with their pants down

Catelyn sighing and closing her eyes

Ned closing the door without saying a word

Nymeria and/or Ghost trying to send someone a warning

Awkward family dinner

That. 

That had most certainly caught him off guard. Law hadn’t begun to stop and think if the crew ever thought about things like family. They were loyal to a fault and would probably continue to stay by his side. But he didn’t now all of their thoughts. If they held any regrets or doubts on this life they led. 

Kids weren’t really something you could have on a ship or submarine. It wasn’t a real life. There was no education to be had. Not a scholarly one anyway. He wasn’t going to tell any of them that they couldn’t leave him and go have a family of their own. In safety. If that is what their hearts sought. 

He would likely be brooding over some of these new thoughts later. 

To have someone tell him that though. It made his heart swell despite his almost immediate doubts and confusion. Which was likely noticeable while he attempted to sputter actual words. 

“Ikkaku...I am...I am not a good role model. Or a good influence. You would really want my reputation mixed with that name?” He knew her thoughts on him. He did terrible things. She knew that and was no idiot. But should an innocent kid have ties to someone like him? What would others think? He worried over that. 

But it wasn’t such a shitty feeling. Having someone to carry some of his other attributes. He hoped if it ever came to pass, they might be as much a smart ass. That they would keep her in line, and help look after family. 

Sweet fruit of my love for BBC Sherlock fandom. <3